HOW TO MAKE A SHEEZY TOP +FAV

by Yanxie

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HOW TO MAKE A SHEEZY TOP +FAV

(This does not apply to the Animation or Writing categories.)

kk lololol I think you're dying to know how to make a Sheezy Top right???? kk, read carefully. You have to follow these instructions and understand them fully or else you won't make it and you'll be quite the angry arteest. Because you KNOW you want to make Top , right??? That's why you're reading this, RIGHT???


STEP ONE: FAN ART

Seriously, can't go wrong with fan art. You artwork HAS to be a fan art. No acceptions. Preferably fan arts of popular characters from Cartoon Network. Like maybe... Naruto. Or Edward. People won't want to view your art if it's not fan art.

STEP TWO: COLOURS

Colors are a key thing. This is what attracts people the most. They WANT to see colors. They don't like black and white - too bland. No matter how much detail you put into your artwork, no matter how much blood and sweat you put into it, and no matter HOW many MS Paint hours you put into concieving this beautiful artwork, no one will view it if it's not in color. So remember, COLOR COLOR COLOR. Better yet, make it a horrible resolution. No one cares, as long as it's color.

STEP THREE: DEVOTEES

Make sure you have liek, a shit load of peoples on your Watch list. No matter how good or bad they are, make sure you add each and every single one of them weenies to your Watch list in hopes of them adding you. Then you convince them to Favorite every peice of art you submit so you can make Top +Fav. Gamble, haggle, offer rare nude pics of models, offer Gaia Gold, the whole kittencaboodle. Just make sure you get EVERYONE to Favorite your work. After all... you worked so hard on it.


Clearly there isn't much to really making a Top +Fav. Following this guidelines will lead you to success. I promise.
> 'VG Cats' by Yanxie
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Mature Nov 6th 2005
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This would probably go along with my rant in my journal. Half for fun, half for seriousness. Enjoy.

Comments

yyz Says:

omfg, it's Lourve-worthy.

renner Says:

LMFAO

tropicana Says:

THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE KNOWN TO MAN
THERE IS NO BETTER PICTURE
ALL OHTHER PICTURES ARE LIKE I WANT TO BE THAT PICTURE
FGDDGHFDH

Chazzie Says:

Let's favorite it, make it top favorite and prove your point.

renner Says:

it got top fav

Prismind Says:

lol. bribing people with gaia gold. Sounds like a plan.

MetaFinal49 Says:

Post fucked up pictures of overhyped anime dogs and say this is how to be famous. I'll do that too.

NJB Says:

rofl and how do comment whores feature?

demonsaya Says:

*snort...Giggle...ROFLMAO* So...what if you do those things and it STILL doesn't work? *Blinks innocently*

zhandess Says:

Eh. S'not bad, but it's been done before. Would've been spiffier if it was a little longer.
It did however make me smile, love the pic too