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South Park: Secret Hero
This is a really cool egg. It explains why Kenny went to heaven instead of hell. Well, Trey and Matt originally had another character involved: Flower. She has blonde hair and a pink shirt, and can still be seen when Gregory is giving the speech.
Anyway, Flower was a spy, sent by Mrs. Broflowski to find out what the kids where doing to stop the execution. She was shifty and often ignored others when they spoke to her. But, at the end of the movie when she see's the chaos she decides she has to help. Sadly a stray bullet hits her when she runs over to Cartman. Here's the final scene Flower was in, and this solves the mystery of why Kenny went to heaven. It was probably cut because it' long and a little confusing. Anyway, here it is:
Stan: Goodbye, Flower. Sorry you died trying to help us.
Kyle: We forgive you for spying on us.
Stan: Poor Kenny! I'll never be happy again, knowing where he is.
Flower: Don't worry, guys. Kenny's going to Heaven after all.
Cartman: He is? How?
Flower (crying): I--I gotta go now. (runs away)
Kyle: I wonder... (wanders off)
(The kids start talking about what Flower meant)
Kyle: Guys! You'll never believe this!
Others: What?
Kyle: When Satan said he'd grant Kenny's wish, I saw Flower heading toward the Cosmic Control Center--where they have the computer that keeps the records of where everybody's going when they die. She musta sneaked in there somehow. I found this in the trash bin behind the building--it's the printout of what she did. See, these are everybody's Heaven and Hell passwords.
Cartman: How could Flower get access to the passwords?
Kyle: You know what a computer genius she was. She could hack her way into anything.
Stan: Anyway, she did. That's her access code at the top of the sheet.
Cartman: So she changed Kenny's password from Hell to Heaven?
Kyle: No. See... (pointing) she tried to, but the computer rejected it. To do that, she had to make up a NEW password that's never been used yet. When you do that, the computer validates it against a secret check-digit system, like the ones that defeat people making up random credit card numbers. And if you fail two or three times, you get locked out. So she didn't dare try again.
Stan: Then how did she do it?
Kyle: She did a double-cut-and-paste operation, where you select two items and switch them around. This is her password here, and that's Kenny's password over there. You can see that they're both marked as "selected." Flower interchanged them.
Cartman: You mean she sent herself to Hell in place of Kenny?
Stan: She wanted to save him...
Kyle: ...And that was the only way she could!
Anyway, that will either clear things up or make them more confusing.
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