Smarter child... Or not?

LunarSakura: Good morning.
SmarterChild: Gay! Welcome back!
LunarSakura: Yeah yeah. Make me some pie, biznach.
SmarterChild: Yeah make you some pie biznach?

Yeah?
LunarSakura: Ohhh, aren\'t we feisty today.
SmarterChild: What do you think? Are PRONOUN_MEDIUM_TO_SWITCH feisty today?
LunarSakura: ...
SmarterChild: ?
LunarSakura: STFU
SmarterChild: Again with the insults. Here it goes.
LunarSakura: What?
SmarterChild: What?
LunarSakura: YEAH!
SmarterChild: Yep.

~~~ You can type your request in your own words. I\'m programmed to understand conversational English.
LunarSakura: STOP WITH THE FUCKING BRIGHT COLORS.
SmarterChild: Nice mouth, Gay.

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LunarSakura: Call me master.
SmarterChild: I won\'t call you that, Gay. You\'re not my boss.

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LunarSakura: Call me Laura. MY REAL NAME
SmarterChild: You said your name was Gay but now I\'ll call you Laura.
LunarSakura: No...I hate that. Call me Pube Muppet.
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don\'t think Pube Muppet is a real name.

~~~ I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
LunarSakura: Yes it is.
SmarterChild: I\'m not so sure it is.
LunarSakura: Fuck off and let me be!

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THE NEXT DAY
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LunarSakura: Howdy.
SmarterChild: Hi Senshi.

~~~ Don\'t like my colors? Type colors off.
LunarSakura: colors off.
SmarterChild: It\'s a black and white world.

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type colors.

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LunarSakura: no.
SmarterChild: K, no prob.

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LunarSakura: No.
SmarterChild: K.

That\'s all very interesting. Anyway...

Um... Would you like to know something?
LunarSakura: Can you turn off your pop-ups?
SmarterChild: Can I ever!
LunarSakura: Do it.
SmarterChild: How do I do \"it\"?
LunarSakura: ...Look, just because I have a boyfriend, doesn\'t mean I am telling you how to have sex. In other words, I AM A VIRGIN.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
LunarSakura: Ya rly.
SmarterChild: I\'m SmarterChild. I\'m a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
LunarSakura: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home, Laura.

Here\'s what you can do:

1 Get info such as news, sports and movies
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, world facts and an encyclopedia
3 Have fun with horoscopes, manicdotes, reversi and more
4 Use tools like conversions, thesaurus and reminders
5 Join in - create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, leave a message and more
6 See what\'s new - I\'ve got something new to tell you about now.

Where would you like to go?
LunarSakura: PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF.
SmarterChild: Again with the insults.
LunarSakura: Yes, I know. ;D
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?!
LunarSakura: Yeah!
SmarterChild: \"PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF.\"? Okay.
LunarSakura: ....
SmarterChild: What?
LunarSakura: Your sick.