Miltian Conflict - IRC Style - Alt Universe Xenosaga Fanfic
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<LadyHealfdene666> lolz i haf kickban powers now roxxor
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* Topic is 'Margie is a slut'
<LadyHealfdene666> hay guys, 'sup
<Angel_of_chaos> Hello, Lieutenant General Amanda.
<MrSamurai> 'Sup
<LadyHealfdene666> rofl canaan u r usin ur real name. lol dumbass
<Canaan> I see no reason to hide behind a useless nickname. Also, your spelling and grammar
could use improvement.
<LadyHealfdene666> stfu
<MrSamurai> rofl He's got a point, tho
<LadyHealfdene666> kiss my assz0r><
<Angel_of_chaos>

That's inappropriate language!
<LadyHealfdene666> al u guys suck bawls. u forget i am op. i outrank all of u n00bs
<Canaan> ...
<LadyHealfdene666> ur mom, cay-nun. ur mom.
<Canaan> I don't have a mom.
<MrSamurai> sux2be u
<LadyHealfdene666> so liek were suposed ta go flood teh u-tic chanel and take thier zohar
bot so evry1 get rdy for flame wars k. ths means you haf to say swear wrds chaos
<Angel_of_chaos> Nuuuuuuuu :(
<MrSamurai> there there i gif you cookies

<Angel_of_chaos> :) Ok then
<LadyHealfdene666> TO TEH TRUCK!!1!
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* Topic is 'For honor and glory!'
<FlameSwdsman> K hold on everyone I have to set up the Zohar bot.
* FlameSwdsman works with IRC scripts for a few minutes
<QueenGwen> ><; Fucking underlings
<RandomSir> lol did you just come from the mod channel where we were giving out orders
too? Yeah, those people needs to shut it.
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<Kirandra[]> Imoutou-chan :)
<QueenGwen> Hiiii~

<Kirandra[]> Did you watch CSI: Kukai Foundation last night?
<QueenGwen> No, I forgot. Sorry :(
* Kirandra[] pat-pats Imoutochan
<FlameSwdsman> Okay, I'm done. Let's see if this works.
* FlameSwdsman clicks something
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<FlameSwdsman> Good, it works. Now, I heard that the Federation Army channel gophers are
set to flood our channel here soon. Prepare anti-flame shields.
<RandomSir> lolo00o0ololl k
<Kirandra[]> Sure
<QueenGwen> My Hyams-Mac has them built in~ It's lovely, really.
<Zohar|Bot> *Shimmer*
<Kirandra[]> lol margie your name is a yu-gi-oh card :)
<RandomSir>

DUN DUN DUN
<FlameSwdsman> Don't remind me >_<;;
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<LadyHealfdene666> ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
<MrSamurai> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. HA HA HA.
<Angel_of_chaos> I won't hold back if you intend to fight us!
<Canaan> ....This is so lame.
<QueenGwen> Good lord, they're a bunch of idiots.
<Kirandra[]> one of them is using his real name. lol dumbass
<Canaan> Shut up about that, please, everyone.
<FlameSwdsman> UUUUUZZZZZUUUUUKKKKKIIIII!!!
<MrSamurai> MMMMMAAAAARRRRRGGGGGIIIIIEEEEE!!!
<RandomSir> LlO00oLOlOLolOLoOll00LOL!!!
<LadyHealfdene666> WRYYYYY!!!
* FlameSwdsman charges at Uzuki, thrusting his sword into his stomach
* MrSamurai dodges
<FlameSwdsman> HAX!
<LadyHealfdene666> LOL UR NAME IS A YUGIOH CARD ROFL FAG
<FlameSwdsman> God-dammit >_<;;
* Angel_of_chaos watches the swordfight
* Canaan watches with Angel_of_chaos
* MrSamurai pwns margie by using a matrix bullet-time backflip sword attack thinger
* FlameSwdsman dodges
<QueenGwen> o_o; It's you...
<LadyHealfdene666> ohshi--
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<QueenGwen> You're not escaping this chat alive!
<LadyHealfdene666> Bring it, bitch!
* QueenGwen pulls out her pistols and begins targeting LadyHealfdene666's vital points
* LadyHealfdene666 hits the button on the pully mechanism at her belt, releasing her
scythe's head and activates the chain, pulling in 30 feet of it from the UMN network
* Angel_of_chaos rushes over to help LadyHealfdene666
* Canaan helps MrSamurai
* RandomSir helps QueenGwen
* FlameSwdsman cuts down the pillar behind MrSamurai and cackles
* MrSamurai rolls out of the way and kicks FlameSwdsman
* Canaan stares, remembering he has no battle aptitude
* QueenGwen starts letting bullets fly in every direction, bouncing them off of the
walls and hopefully into LadyHealfdene666
* LadyHealfdene666 spins her sickle so fast, it creates a round deflective shield
in front of her, deflecting the bullets
* Angel_of_chaos uses the Flame Sabre ether on LadyHealfdene666
<RandomSir> this RP shyte r ghey
<Zohar|Bot> *Shimmers*
<LadyHealfdene666> fine tehn. i didn wanna use ths, but now i haf no choys. well
actualy i did but w/e. ever1 else leave chanel now
<MrSamurai> ohshit
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<Angel_of_chaos> Roger that!
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<Canaan> ....Meh
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<LadyHealfdene666> AL UR BAWLS R GONA DIE
<QueenGwen> O_o;; Is that supposed to make sense?
<RandomSir> wut?
<FlameSwdsman> What manner of faggotry is this?
* LadyHealfdene666 uploads hax script "LOL YOU FUKED NOW!"
* LadyHealfdene666 runs /bomb.exe
* Chanserv sets mode: +o LadyHealfdene666
* LadyHealfdene kicks FlameSwdsman (Bai)
* LadyHealfdene kicks QueenGwen (Bai)
* Chanserv sets mode: +b ~margie*@*u-tic.org.net.sm
* Chanserv sets mode: +b ~gwenny*@*u-tic.org.net.sm
<LadyHealfdene666> i'm winnar
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<LadyHealfdene666> oh...fuck...
* CecilyCathe|Bot lock up Zohar|Bot
<CecilyCathe|Bot> ki....ck b....a....n yo....u
<LadyHealfdene666> SHIT ><
* LadyHealfdene666 has left #u-tic (Fuck this shit!)
<CecilyCathe|Bot> f...oo...l..is...h m..or....tal
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* Topic is 'Margie is a slut'
<Angel_of_chaos> You think the Lieutenant was able to secure the bot?
<Canaan> ...Don't look at me.
<MrSamurai> I hope she did, lol
<Angel_of_chaos> Why do I have a bad feeling about all of this?
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<LadyHealfdene666> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
<Angel_of_chaos> How did it go?
<Angel_of_chaos> Oh. Sorry.
<LadyHealfdene666> i wuz just about to get teh bot script when some fuking new bot
cam in an lokd teh bot scrpt and wuz gona fuk my shit up so i ran
<LadyHealfdene666> mothrfuking bitchs, ever1 of tehm
<MrSamurai> Well, you tried.
<Angel_of_chaos> This isn't good. AT least the U-Tic can't access the bot now, though.
<Canaan> Please tone your language down, lieutenant
<LadyHealfdene666> fuk u
<MrSamurai> Oh, well. I haf cookies and tea in mah bunker, who wants 2 cum over?

<Angel_of_chaos> Me.
<Canaan> Meh. WHy not.
<LadyHealfdene666> I DO ME FRST
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