Miltian Conflict - IRC Style - Alt Universe Xenosaga Fanfic

by Goddess Atma

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Miltian Conflict - IRC Style - Alt Universe Xenosaga Fanfic

* LadyHealfdene666 has joined #fed_army
* Chanserv sets mode: +o LadyHealfdene666
<LadyHealfdene666> lolz i haf kickban powers now roxxor
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* Chanserv sets mode: +h MrSamurai
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* Topic is 'Margie is a slut'
<LadyHealfdene666> hay guys, 'sup
<Angel_of_chaos> Hello, Lieutenant General Amanda.
<MrSamurai> 'Sup
<LadyHealfdene666> rofl canaan u r usin ur real name. lol dumbass
<Canaan> I see no reason to hide behind a useless nickname. Also, your spelling and grammar
could use improvement.
<LadyHealfdene666> stfu
<MrSamurai> rofl He's got a point, tho
<LadyHealfdene666> kiss my assz0r><
<Angel_of_chaos> That's inappropriate language!
<LadyHealfdene666> al u guys suck bawls. u forget i am op. i outrank all of u n00bs
<Canaan> ...
<LadyHealfdene666> ur mom, cay-nun. ur mom.
<Canaan> I don't have a mom.
<MrSamurai> sux2be u
<LadyHealfdene666> so liek were suposed ta go flood teh u-tic chanel and take thier zohar
bot so evry1 get rdy for flame wars k. ths means you haf to say swear wrds chaos
<Angel_of_chaos> Nuuuuuuuu :(
<MrSamurai> there there i gif you cookies
<Angel_of_chaos> :) Ok then
<LadyHealfdene666> TO TEH TRUCK!!1!
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* Chanserv sets mode: +o FlameSwdsman
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* Chanserv sets mode: +h QueenGwen
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* Chanserv sets mode: +v RandomSir
* Topic is 'For honor and glory!'
<FlameSwdsman> K hold on everyone I have to set up the Zohar bot.
* FlameSwdsman works with IRC scripts for a few minutes
<QueenGwen> ><; Fucking underlings
<RandomSir> lol did you just come from the mod channel where we were giving out orders
too? Yeah, those people needs to shut it.
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* Topic is 'For honor and glory!'
<Kirandra[]> Imoutou-chan :)
<QueenGwen> Hiiii~
<Kirandra[]> Did you watch CSI: Kukai Foundation last night?
<QueenGwen> No, I forgot. Sorry :(
* Kirandra[] pat-pats Imoutochan
<FlameSwdsman> Okay, I'm done. Let's see if this works.
* FlameSwdsman clicks something
* Zohar|Bot has joined #u-tic
* Chanserv sets mode: +h Zohar|Bot
<FlameSwdsman> Good, it works. Now, I heard that the Federation Army channel gophers are
set to flood our channel here soon. Prepare anti-flame shields.
<RandomSir> lolo00o0ololl k
<Kirandra[]> Sure
<QueenGwen> My Hyams-Mac has them built in~ It's lovely, really.
<Zohar|Bot> *Shimmer*
<Kirandra[]> lol margie your name is a yu-gi-oh card :)
<RandomSir> DUN DUN DUN
<FlameSwdsman> Don't remind me >_<;;
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* Topic is 'For honor and glory!'
<LadyHealfdene666> ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
<MrSamurai> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. HA HA HA.
<Angel_of_chaos> I won't hold back if you intend to fight us!
<Canaan> ....This is so lame.
<QueenGwen> Good lord, they're a bunch of idiots.
<Kirandra[]> one of them is using his real name. lol dumbass
<Canaan> Shut up about that, please, everyone.
<FlameSwdsman> UUUUUZZZZZUUUUUKKKKKIIIII!!!
<MrSamurai> MMMMMAAAAARRRRRGGGGGIIIIIEEEEE!!!
<RandomSir> LlO00oLOlOLolOLoOll00LOL!!!
<LadyHealfdene666> WRYYYYY!!!
* FlameSwdsman charges at Uzuki, thrusting his sword into his stomach
* MrSamurai dodges
<FlameSwdsman> HAX!
<LadyHealfdene666> LOL UR NAME IS A YUGIOH CARD ROFL FAG
<FlameSwdsman> God-dammit >_<;;
* Angel_of_chaos watches the swordfight
* Canaan watches with Angel_of_chaos
* MrSamurai pwns margie by using a matrix bullet-time backflip sword attack thinger
* FlameSwdsman dodges
<QueenGwen> o_o; It's you...
<LadyHealfdene666> ohshi--
* Kirandra[] has left #u-tic (connection reset by peer)
<QueenGwen> You're not escaping this chat alive!
<LadyHealfdene666> Bring it, bitch!
* QueenGwen pulls out her pistols and begins targeting LadyHealfdene666's vital points
* LadyHealfdene666 hits the button on the pully mechanism at her belt, releasing her
scythe's head and activates the chain, pulling in 30 feet of it from the UMN network
* Angel_of_chaos rushes over to help LadyHealfdene666
* Canaan helps MrSamurai
* RandomSir helps QueenGwen
* FlameSwdsman cuts down the pillar behind MrSamurai and cackles
* MrSamurai rolls out of the way and kicks FlameSwdsman
* Canaan stares, remembering he has no battle aptitude
* QueenGwen starts letting bullets fly in every direction, bouncing them off of the
walls and hopefully into LadyHealfdene666
* LadyHealfdene666 spins her sickle so fast, it creates a round deflective shield
in front of her, deflecting the bullets
* Angel_of_chaos uses the Flame Sabre ether on LadyHealfdene666
<RandomSir> this RP shyte r ghey
<Zohar|Bot> *Shimmers*
<LadyHealfdene666> fine tehn. i didn wanna use ths, but now i haf no choys. well
actualy i did but w/e. ever1 else leave chanel now
<MrSamurai> ohshit
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<Angel_of_chaos> Roger that!
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<Canaan> ....Meh
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<LadyHealfdene666> AL UR BAWLS R GONA DIE
<QueenGwen> O_o;; Is that supposed to make sense?
<RandomSir> wut?
<FlameSwdsman> What manner of faggotry is this?
* LadyHealfdene666 uploads hax script "LOL YOU FUKED NOW!"
* LadyHealfdene666 runs /bomb.exe
* Chanserv sets mode: +o LadyHealfdene666
* LadyHealfdene kicks FlameSwdsman (Bai)
* LadyHealfdene kicks QueenGwen (Bai)
* Chanserv sets mode: +b ~margie*@*u-tic.org.net.sm
* Chanserv sets mode: +b ~gwenny*@*u-tic.org.net.sm
<LadyHealfdene666> i'm winnar
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* Chanserv sets mode: +o CecilyCathe|Bot
<LadyHealfdene666> oh...fuck...
* CecilyCathe|Bot lock up Zohar|Bot
<CecilyCathe|Bot> ki....ck b....a....n yo....u
<LadyHealfdene666> SHIT ><
* LadyHealfdene666 has left #u-tic (Fuck this shit!)
<CecilyCathe|Bot> f...oo...l..is...h m..or....tal
* Chanserv sets mode: +b ~lordatma*@*fedarmy.biz.sm



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* Topic is 'Margie is a slut'
<Angel_of_chaos> You think the Lieutenant was able to secure the bot?
<Canaan> ...Don't look at me.
<MrSamurai> I hope she did, lol
<Angel_of_chaos> Why do I have a bad feeling about all of this?
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<LadyHealfdene666> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
<Angel_of_chaos> How did it go?
<Angel_of_chaos> Oh. Sorry.
<LadyHealfdene666> i wuz just about to get teh bot script when some fuking new bot
cam in an lokd teh bot scrpt and wuz gona fuk my shit up so i ran
<LadyHealfdene666> mothrfuking bitchs, ever1 of tehm
<MrSamurai> Well, you tried.
<Angel_of_chaos> This isn't good. AT least the U-Tic can't access the bot now, though.
<Canaan> Please tone your language down, lieutenant
<LadyHealfdene666> fuk u
<MrSamurai> Oh, well. I haf cookies and tea in mah bunker, who wants 2 cum over?
<Angel_of_chaos> Me.
<Canaan> Meh. WHy not.
<LadyHealfdene666> I DO ME FRST
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Mature Oct 23rd 2005
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This is what happens when boredom gets to you.

I'm LadyHealfdene666. My friends are QueenGwen, RandomSir, and Kirandra[]. You can figure out who the rets are on yourself.

Xenosaga (c) Namco
Lieutenant General Amanda Healfdene IV (c) Me
Gwennan, Itzuma, and Kirandra (c) My friends

Mature for bad words

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