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Ways to Become Popular On Sheezy Art - Edited!
Ways to become popular on SheezyArt!
(As told by someone not so popular because they aren't willing to do half of the stuff on this list.)
NOTE: Reposting because I could not edit that particular submission to add all the extra stuff.
1. Draw fanart of anime characters kissing.
2. Draw Fanart of anime.
3. Draw.... anime.
4. Write horrendously terrible poems about how you lost your boyfriend, and how it keeps you up at night.
5. Draw cliche cute animals with the label, "Devil Hampster" or something of the likes, covered in blood. (Also: Must have big, glittery eyes and rotund little bodies with stumps for arms, and excessively large pointy teeth.)
6. Draw Naruto.
7. Animate Naruto.
8. Draw something trashy and gothic, which includes a cliche not drawn so well pretty boy with black wings. (Note: Must not be wearing shirt, and must be molting!!)
9. Comment on artist's pages that are better than you.
10. NEVER speak your mind on this website to an artist that you know can't handle anything but molly coddling.
11. On the other hand, outrageously rude comments can draw attention to yourself. People will look at your page to see just how much you suck. If you don't, they might be pleasantly surprised.
12. Don't take my advice.
13. Become a cookie cutter artist. (Refer to item numbers 1-3.)
14.DrawJ-Rockers and hot, popular celebrities.
15.Draw Yaoi
16.Draw Yuri
17.Draw Catgirls and Catboys. NOTE: Must be wretchedly cliche and terrible to be considered cute by other idiots.
18.Make the Rounds. (Meaning: Say hello to every damn user on SheezyArt)
19.Favorite everything you see; some nice people will most likely look at your page as a courtesy and reply on your art. Most will ignore you, however. This is worth a try, though!
20.Animate Sonic the Hedgehog!
21.Write Suicide Poetry
22.Draw Suicide realted images. Trust me; this suicide stuff sells like mad with the kids nowadays.
23. Utilize the use of popular icons of today's culture. Take my preview image for example. Stewie from Family Guy! What kid wouldn't look at that?
24. Make wallpapers of popular things like Final Fantasy, using other people's artwork and get all the credit for it. (I can list a few users I know, but that would be mean...)
25. Somehow manage to become an admin; people will suck up to you.
26. Suck up in general.
27. Make authorative, humorous, in your face lists like these.
28. "Make" a gif of some anime person doing a repetitive motion.
29.Take ton’s of snap shots with no thought and try to pass it off as art.
30.Anime music video=Win
31.Draw Sephiroth/Sephiroth related media.
32.Draw Final Fantasy art in general.
33.Create animations of parodies/satire of popular groups.
34.Make fun of something popular by animating it in flash.. only with the South Park Style. That is a definite winner. (Honestly, how many times are we going to see that?!)
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Comments
MetaFinal49 Says:
Hey! Am I mentioned in there? >=(
Sameh Says:
Yes, very true. I know I've done a few of the things on the list.
But I can't really see what's wrong with commenting on the page of a talented artist, even if they are better than you. Isn't the point of Sheezy to display your art for others to see and appreciate? Why is it so wrong to tell someone you admire their work?
camelchild Says:
So true it hurts to read this!
Nice one, how long did it take you to sus this all out? Are you guilty of any of these ´heneous´ acts?
I know I am!
Techneon Says:
hahaaa, so very true
NumberTwo Says:
Awesome read.
rag Says:
35. submit text on how to become popular on sheezy and get a million half-ass comments on it.
not trying to poke fun at you but its all been done before. a good side to this is that you didnt make it a gigantic raging rant complaining about EVERYTHING in one huge confusing paragraph, you made it very to the point, simple, numbered layout (thankgod! someone knows how to number on sheezy, FINALLY) and you did mention some new cliches and points.
certain topic become repetative, BUT it adds to the overkill of said subject.
this writing isnt spectacular but its the finest example of how a complain list should be done.
Ratio Says:
36. spend 15 minutes making a really bad flash animation thats slightly amusing, starring some cult icons or popular TV characters, then make millions of these.
37. say you are going to leave and have everyone on your watchlist petition for your return...
LOL. nice job in compiling the list.
zhandess Says:
38- Recolour sprites and slap "Do not use without my permission" on it.
39- Anyone who does something even REMOTELY similar to your work is ripping you off. Create drama by linking them in your journal and getting your friends to bash them.
Heh, nice one. The sad thing is, how very true it is.
You forgot that you must either be permanently whining, or permanently SUPERHAPPYFUNTIMEYAY~ though :X
nutcasenightmare Says:
I'll just fave both then.
40- Make music videos using music from popular bands (such as Ween)?