Happy Tree Friends: Lickin' Pot Pie

by Valoc Darkmyre

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Happy Tree Friends: Lickin' Pot Pie

Giggles and her friends are making baked goodies in her house. Giggles and Petunia are working on a pie crust, while Sniffles is using a mixer to mix cake batter. After he finishes mixing the batter, Sniffles decides to lick the batter off the mixer blades. While licking, Sniffles accidentally pushes the button on the mixer and the blades tangle up his long tongue.

Struggling to get the mixer off his tongue, he tangles up more and more of it in the mixer until his whole tongue is wrapped around the blades. In the midst of his struggle, he ends up moving towards the bowl the Giggles has set out for the pie filling and accidentally flicks the mixer on puree mode. The mixer then rips out his tongue, flies into the bowl, and slices up what's his tongue attached to the mixer. Giggles, noticing Sniffles nearby and what she thinks is pie filling, kisses him on the forehead for helping out. Sniffles falls to the ground, dead.

Giggles and Petunia dump the filling into the pie crust, not realizing that it's actually blood and bits and pieces of Sniffles's tongue. Flash forward a couple hours later and Giggles and Petunia have baked both the pie and cake. The girls are ready to eat some of the pie when Giggles suddenly has to go to the bathroom. While she's gone, Petunia cuts off a piece of pie for herself and takes a bite. Noticing something funny about the pie, she sticks her tongue out to see exactly what she's eating. On the tip of her tongue is the tip of Sniffles's tongue.

Petunia screams, spits out the piece of tongue, and squeezes her own tongue, trying to get the taste out of her mouth. Petunia then notices the sink. She runs over, turns on the water, and sticks her tongue down in the sink. Petunia then accidentally flicks the garbage disposal switch. The disposal catches her tongue and pulls her through the sink, tearing up her flesh and slicing her body apart in the process. The disposal finally pulls in the rest of her remains, leaving no sign that she was ever there.

Giggles comes back in the kitchen and notices that Petunia's gone; she assumes that she had to leave in a rush. She turns off the sink and garbage disposal. She notices Sniffles's corpse on the floor and figures he's tuckered out from all the work they did baking those goodies. A little later, Giggles shares cake and pie with Cuddles, Toothy, Flaky, and Lumpy. They all notice something weird about the pie, but they all love it.
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Mature Sep 29th 2005
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Here's my second Happy Tree Friends fan-fiction! This one features Giggles, Petunia, and Sniffles baking. I hope you enjoy it.

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xRainbowx Says:

My gawd that's hillarious! :w00t"