Phoebus

Okay dokay. There's a reason why I drew this.

My mom knows about my obsession with Clopin, and we're always fighting about it.

"Why do you like him?!"
"He's hot..."
"How?! He's got chipped teeth, pathetic chesthair. That pot belly... I think. Large nose. He's VERY sarcastic and can be very cruel. He barely has any hair. He's always playing with that puppet of his. He doesn't listen to people's explanations. "
"... you just described Dad."
"I KNOW! That's why I don't like Clopin, I FRIGGIN' MARRIED HIM!!"
"So, you're saying... you don't like Clopin because you're stuck with him?"
"Exactly, that's why I like Phoebus."
"Because you don't have him."
"Yeah, a woman can dream, can't she?"
"... Phoebus is retarted. He lost to me, Esmeralda, and Clopin at hearts."
"You REALLY need to get some friends, Alex."
"I got Victor."
"Okay, you need to get some NEW friends. Some that aren't as insane as you."


So I drew Phoebus with chibi Clopin beside him all sad. My momputs down Clopin so much, and worships Phoebus. So, when we watch the movie, you barely get to hear the actual movie, just me and my mom fighting over the two guys.