[ Damn Women ]

Some women just want to be hit,
Or they wouldn't spout so much shit,
From five miles a way to your welcome mat,
They'll lie to your face but not to a bat,
You know the type, what they wrote,
Only look good with something down their throat,
Whether it's my boot, a pistol or my cock,
But right now, I much prefer my fucking glock.

And don't get me wrong, I don't hate all women,
Just the ones who aren't truthful with their hymen,
The selfish cunt, the lying bitch,
The self-righteous twat and the whore.
Hit every single one of them, and them some more,
Don't be shy, no one's keeping score--yet at least.

And if someone is offended by your strike,
Be ye a male, or some angry chick,
Let them know you're being an equal opprotunist prick,
Equal rights indeed, balance and bullshit.
Fuck the minorities, call it like it is,
The bitch commits a sin,
Kick her in the chin.