HoND Parodies: A Guy Like You

HoND Parodies: A Guy Like You

Melle: Clopin, the gypsy of lovers is glowing this evening... *sighs

heavenly*

Victor: True, that\'s because he\'s on fire...
*watches Clopin run by, hat on fire*
But I guess that\'s okay! *hides the match*


Chalupa: Somewhere out there in the night, God is looking for a smite! *

hugs Archdeacon statue*

Rattle: *raises eyebrow* But there is a guy that he won\'t be searching

for!

Melle: Clopin, it\'s you!
I\'ve always known, yes.
A guy like you a girl does not meet everyday!

Rattle: He\'s got those clothes, that\'s all his own, yes?
Could there be black, on him?

All: No way!

Chalupa: Those other kings, with towns to strangle
All are the same, those arrogant sons of a -----!!

Victor: *holds her mouth* King!

Melle: He\'s a surprise, a special smile!
No question \'bout, we\'ve gotta love a guy like you!

Victor: A guy like you, gets extra credit! (Lucky bastard...)
Because it\'s true, you know he-uh-takes coins everyday!

Chalupa: Good going, kid... .

Melle: You see his face? You won\'t dare leave it! *hugs a picture of him*

Rattle: Want something fun?

Victor: *pops up in a Clopin outfit* I\'m one!

Girls: FOR SURE! *shoves the hat down over his eyes*

Melle: We all have gaped, at some Adonis! *holds up a naked statue*

Chalupa: But then we crave a man more...hung well-- *kicks the statue*

Rattle: To do!! *holds up handcuffs and whips*

Victor: And since he\'s got, a mini puppet!! *holds up Clopin\'s puppet when

it surprisingly beats him over the head*

Girls: No question \'bout, we all just love a guy like you!

Melle: Call me a hopeless reptile, but Clopin\'s constricting! *hugs her

snakes*

Chalupa: We want you so, any moment, you\'ll walk through that dooooor!!!
*stands up and strips*

All: FOOOR!!!

Rattle: A guy so swell! *Starts a cancan line*
Victor: A guy like him?
Chalupa: With all he brings us! *dances about naked*
Victor: He\'s just like others...
Melle: No jester here!
Victor: Bah, lucky fool!
Rattle: You know well, dear!
Victor: But look at him! *chases Chalupa*
Chalupa: It\'s like we fell for you know who!!! *screams and runs*
Victor: He\'s got silly clothes! *tackles her*

Rattle: He sings like bells!
All: Notre Dame\'s ringing!!

Victor: So he\'s all oo-la-la? *lights another match*
Girls: And we love oo-la-la! *puts it out*

All: He\'s, oh! Just such a guy! *Victor lights a torch*
One hell of a gypsy! *Girls throw it away*

Girls: Who wouldn\'t love a guy?!
Victor: ME!
Girls: Like!
Victor: HEY!
Girls: Yooou!!

Victor: Lucky! *kicks the matches*
Rattle: Sexy!
Chalupa: Gotta love!
Melle: A guy like him!

*Matches catch on fire and the whole cathedral blows*

Victor: ...Whoops. >.>