Fox, you bastard.

Fox, you bastard.

I knew a weekend in advance, and I dreaded it would come true.
But yes, once again, Family Guy doesn\'t air this week because of you.

You felt that Nascar was so important, with stupidly fast cars.
This time, though Fox, this time, you\'ve pushed me too far.

I enjoy the Family Guy, Peter, Chris, Lois,Meg, Stewie.
Did someone take a piss in you head, Fox, and now your brains all screwy?

I hate Nascar. All left turns, and crashes have lost their appeal.
Yet, you replace it this week with Family Guy, and now you can listen to how I feel.

I\'m hoping this isn\'t prepetuated, I want to see some Brian.
But if you say \"Instead of Family Guy is\", you better hope to hell you\'re lyin\'.

I can\'t possibly make a letter bomb, I don\'t have the engineering.
Isntead, I\'ve resorted to kicking dust and sneering.

I can\'t drop a nuke on your heads, I don\'t have enough glow-in-the-dark watches.
But I\'ll collect on for every episode your station botches.

I could send you spam in the mail, that would be a treat.
But no, no viagra or deodorant for stinky feet.

I could say fuck, shit, damn, hell, bastard, and bitch.
While you replace and episode of me watching stupid idiot Harry Potter catch some snitch.

I\'m not watching their next movie by the way.

So Fox, never, ever, ever do this again, don\'t THINK about cancelling the show.
For if you do, then your whole station will know.

I\'ll sit in my chair at home, plotting your demise...
Until my ADD kicks in and
OH ICE CREAM DEAR FUCKING GOD I LOVE ICE CREAM, WAIT THAT\'S NOT ICE CREAM, THAT\'S JUST DOGGY POOPY.
OHH, I BET THE FAMILY GUY IS ON...

wait...