It's Funny How All You Individualists Are Exactly the Same

It's Funny How All You Individualists Are Exactly the Same

It\'s Funny How All You Individualists Are All the Same

Yes, it\'s essay time for Rosie. Maybe it\'s venting time too, but I dunno. You be the judge. This topic today is brought to you by the people we all know and love, right? The \"Individualists\", the \"Black Sheep\" in the flock, the sore thumbs in the perfect set of fingers, right? We all hear about them, we all know about them, they pretty much made it obvious to us that they\'re there. And you know what the beauty of it is? The ones who make it completely obvious that they\'re \"different\" and they\'re the sore thumbs aren\'t even doing it for themselves anymore. They\'re not doing it to escape the cliques, they\'re not doing it to avoid society or the social life. They\'re MAKING one themselves, where they\'re no longer the anti-social individualist they proclaim themselves to be, they\'re now in the same flock as the \"preps\" and \"jocks\" they claim to hate.

And what\'s funny is, they think it\'s the first time it\'s happened too. Like \"OMFG I\'M STARTING A REVOLUTION AREN\'T I SPECIAL?\". Take some time to process this, \'cause it\'s happened several times before. Also take note that by typing what I\'m about to type, it\'s not a personal attack on the people who could conscider themselves to be in a group but are actually pretty kick ass (I know I probably typed that wrong, but you know what I mean). Keep an open mind on this one, kay? The so called individualist think they\'ve been so original/revolutional all this time? Have they taken the time to look at THESE:


Goths - Yeah, the familiar goths, right? The really BIG individualists here, right? Personally I just call it a clique since they\'re mostly doing it for attention now rather then being their own person. Wear black, have big spiky hair and kiss the ground Ozzy walks on, right? Now how many times have we heard THAT one? If they were individualists who try to be different, you think that hearing something like that wouldn\'t be so common, right? In fact, not only is it old and unoriginal, there\'s now a HUGE handful of people popping up and dressing up like it\'s Halloween. Maybe some just think it\'s cool to dress that way, maybe others just want to scare people. But notice how a few years ago pretty much EVERYBODY wanted to be goth or be labeled as a goth, or say \"Hey I\'m Gothic! HAHA!\". THOSE are the type of people who get me to go v-v. It\'s a sad thing to see originality be wasted so quickly.

Pagans/Wiccans - Now I don\'t have a probably with Pagans, Wiccans, or Wicca itself. I\'ve study a little of it (never practiced it though, I\'ll stick to my own religion) and I know a few who are actually some really sweet people. The type who don\'t walk around with ten million pentacles and change their name to CrystalDragonStar when they\'re real name is Erica. Those are the type of people who just study and follow their religion just like everybody else (how many Buddists or non-fanatical Christians have you met that run out in public and say \'I\'M CHRISTIAN/BUDDIST! I\'M SPECIAL! HAHA!\' or go \'Hi I\'m a Christian and this is my website on Christianity where I\'ll tell you that people are sexier when they\'re born naked and Satan likes to drink beer from a douchebag\"). Because honestly, who the fuck CARES what you\'re religion is anyway? Wow, you have a pretty star on your site and a coupel of dragons/wolves/vampires, aren\'t YOU special? I\'m sure Amelia Artwater Rhodes\' books are your bibles too, right? To the bunch of retards who transformed an actually interesting religion into a page right out of Lord of the Rings then stuffed it into Kuja\'s thong, what are you trying to prove anyway? Wow, now these days you can\'t even study another about the history of Wicca to be a Wiccan. No, all you have to do now is cut yourself, where Anime shirts, be delighted to be persecuted infront of a bunch of people and still have time to worship your Dungeons and Dragons gods and bash those terrible Christians. You\'re trying so hard to gain so much attention and \"scare\" people into believing that you\'re fucked up and \"oh so powerful\" and you STILL have time to say \"omg, I\'m still an individualist and I\'m different from everyone\". Tell that to the ten million other fluffbunnies just like you who do the same thing every day. Wow, you\'re a natural at being different aren\'t you?

Aethiests - Horrah, the famous aethiests. Just like the Pagans/Wiccans, I don\'t have a problem with aethiests at all. My parents are friends with a family of aethiests and I\'ve grown to love them very much as if they were family. Because once again, who cares about what your religion is if you\'re living, breathing, and an all around sweet person? But then again, the retards strike again. Now it doesn\'t even matter what\'s existing or not to them. They\'re just saying \"oh hell, what in God\'s Non-Existing Name is THAT?\" or \"Fuck Jesus, fuck the pope, it doesn\'t matter\" or \"Maybe there is a God after all!\". Anybody besides me notice that this is just a cry for attention? Now please, tell me that I\'m not the only one thinking this. I believe in God, I pray, I don\'t go to church everyday on Sunday but I\'ll go if I want. But you don\'t see me going \"Oh what in our Existing God\'s name does that mean\" or something retarded like that? If somebody comes up to you and says \"Do you believe in religion?\" or something like that, then hell, answer them honestly, whatever. Now you can\'t even do THAT, \'cause now EVERYBODY wants to be aethiest now. Omg it must be so awesome to feel so defiant, right? But exactly who are you trying to feel defiant AGAINST? I mean hell, if God doesn\'t exist for you then you\'re certainly not acting defiant to him! Again, it\'s for attention. They want to appear cool, they want to spit in people\'s faces or bring down their faith, and at the same time come up with another witty Anti-Christ comment. And where is THAT getting them? Seriously, I wish people would start doing what they feel is right from their hearts regardless of what some oh so wonderful and glorious person does/believes in and stay true to themselves. But hell, like THAT\'s ever going to happen, right?

Emo - Oh yes, the crybabies of the nation. Pity me \'cause my girlfriend gave my dad head and my ice cream fell on the floor, I\'ll write about it after I cut myself. This doesn\'t even NEED commentary as it\'s pretty much clear that depression is now another attention-seeking clique.

Gamers - Now I know that people love to play video games, it\'s obvious. Hell, I love to play video games. And it\'s obvious retards love to play \'em too or else this wouldn\'t be posted. Now I\'m going to use someone as an example, but nobody get offended because I personally like this person. You know Egoraptor, right? He says he doesn\'t like Final Fantasy VII. Boom, there you have it. Not everybody\'s going to like a game, not everybody\'s going to think it\'s a godsend. But wow, omg, Egoraptor doesn\'t like FF7! Gee, if I stop liking FF7, maybe I\'ll be noticed and people will flame me or think I\'m awesome! I mean even though I bought the game and really liked it it just sucks now! Fuck Advent Children, it\'s bullshit! (this is just an example of something that\'s probably happened a million times over, knowing the people in this world. and I still need to give you that pie, Ego. ). Now if we\'ve reached a level where we can\'t even LIKE a video game anymore just because we want to look sweet, then that\'s just sad. I went on a forum and saw the biggest attention seeker of them all on an FF7 forum. Some guy had a sig with huge red bold letters \"FF7 SUCKS IT\'S THE WORST EVER BLAH BLAH BLAH CHOCOBOS MAKE ME HARD\" or something similar to that, I can\'t remember. Now if you didn\'t like FF7.... how come you\'re on an FF7 FORUM? Fill in the blanks from here, I\'m too lazy to go on with this one.

Bisexuals - Yes, well aren\'t we just sickeningly delightful to read this one. Once again, I really don\'t give a shit about people\'s sexuality up until they think my ass is humpable. Obviously some people think that it\'s okay for everyone to know what makes them hard or not. You go on a Sheezy/Deviant/Fanfiction.net page and you see somebody say \"Oh I\'m a currently bisexual forty year old man but little boys make my nipples harder then little girls do.\" or somebody just randomly IM\'s you out of the clear blue sky and says \"Oh, I have a secret to tell you but you can\'t tell anybody... I\'m bi...\", and then the next second everybody on his Aim/Msn/Yahoo list along with the forums he goes to and the kids he knows at school all know about his big secret. Horrah, guess what Einstein, how many times have you seen me walk out in the middle of Time Square and scream out in public \'GUESS WHAT EVERYONE!!! I\'M HETEROSEXUAL AND MEN TURN ME ON!! THANK YOU DETROIT!\". And even if that happened, how many people would even give a shit? It\'s no different from you people, I don\'t know why you think it\'s so shocking and so original that you\'re bi, but hell, you\'re doing a good job in making sure you\'re not so special anymore.

Punks- Punk can\'t be more dead, but people have to resurrect it to a shitty ass cliche. Calling yourself a punk by listening to Avril Lavigne and wearing a ton of studs on every fucking pore on your body and wearing a tie you borrowed from your dads closet doesn\'t make you a punk! Punk used to value individuality, till someone made it another stale fad and turned something good into a bunch of stupid music some moron decided to cook up to make money and consider themselves something. Hey assholes, do me a favor and wrap that tie real tight so you choke the last couple brain cells you have in your stupid ass heads.

That\'s all I can think of at the moment, I\'ll probably add more once I can think of more. And the more I think about it I should\'ve changed the title to \"Attention Whores Who Turn Me Off\". Oh well, you all pretty much understood my overlyrepeated point. If not, your funeral.

Good Evening.