Bobliath

It's...BOBLIATH! A clone of Goliath and all the DNA of the other gargoyles put together with the intelligence of a toaster. Dr. Sevarius was rather busy these days... (He's swimming in a tube, filled with green pudding)

Turned to stone 1000 seconds ago
Bobliath awakens from his sleep
And must recover his stolen time
On his way he encounters his own tail ("A snake, aaaaaah!")
And enemies, like MacDonalds
Though he finds his one true love - Macerona ("Damn you! My name is Jennifer!")
He still is afraid of heights
And in great need of a clan. ("Do you want to be in my clan?" "Meeeh *sheep*")

This, my friends, happens when you watch way too much Gargoyle episodes! xD
[Randomness: What Yaoi teaches us - "You are my mortal enemy and you raped me. But it was the best sex I ever had!"]