Incentive Gift Offer Simulator

You know those annoying ads on practically every website now that say crap like, "Punch down the spinning donkey and win a FREE* iPod!"? The one that I encounter most often is stuff like "Which one is ______? Answer and get a FREE* Nintendo DS or Sony PSP!" I recently got buttloads of adware on my computer for some reason and that one keeps popping up, so I finally got the idea to make a parody of it. I've actually tried getting a free PSP, I mean I knew it would never work, but I tried anyway. What a fool I was. If you ever get the chance, don't try. Try this instead: a shortened, much-less-painful version of what it would be like. Be sure to click everything, as there are lots of semi-Easter eggs and cultural references.