Chao Theory

Oh, the possibilities....

I tried to make it easily understandable by using symbols as opposed to words, but here's the run-down anyways:

1: Tails introduces Sonic to his new Chao, and Sonic is confused as to how Tails got it that way.
2: Tails explains how Chao take traits from creatures given to them, and says he instead opted to experiment and used one of the low-poly girls by the pool.
3: Sonic says he understands, but is rudely called upon by Shadow.
4: Sonic's face contorts in disgust. Shadow reveals he performed the same experiment, but with the guy in front of the Burger Shop instead, explaining his homely, obese Chao.