Shoepolish

So tonight dad was shining his shoes with Shinola and when he was done, threw out the can. It still had some in it, but not very much. Later on, I find my dog EATING THE SHOEPOLISH OUT OF THE TRASHCAN! I tell dad "dad the dog ate your shoepolish" and of course he felt it was a good opportunity to use the line "she doesn't know shit from Shinola" >=O
Hardy har har...comicfodder.