Step 1 - Develop juvenile crush on hot guy at work.
Step 2 - Spend 3 or 4 months building up the nerve to speak to hot guy at work.
Step 3 - Get to know hot guy from work.
Step 4 - Discover hot guy from work is actually extremely nice, pleasant, charming AND fun... annnnnd totally wrong for you in most conceivable ways.
Step 5 - Curse fate and go just a little bit crazy.

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