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Furry extermination has never been this cheap! If you do not have advanced spine-removal skills, then I would be glad to implement mine on all your local furry pestilance. And while I'm being so righteous, I'll even recycle the remnants into fur coats for eccentric bitches and bones for highway rednecks and kiddie-goths. However, the meat, being grade D- to F, will have to be fed to inmates meriting the death penalty. Equally-biohazardous fluid-soiled accent clothing will be shipped first class to rebel muslim insurgents in Iraq.
Comments
Teiopei Says:
:/... ya know?
now that i think of it, furries would make great coats, I mean they all ready got the cut n everything x3...
I just hat eit that all of the furries are like x.o;.... dogs n cats and what have you.
Daison Says:
...Brilliant.
I thought the money was all in beating up Bully's for school kids, but I didn't even stop to think about the problem of the recent furry infestation of America.
I'm glad to know that if any country invaded the U.S. We'd have our furries to confuse and rape them with their imaginary 200 foot penises.
rajginkisaragi Says:
My friend, you are a bastard!
The description is funny as hell though! I couldn't help but laugh! 
I'm glad my fursona has scales! Oh crap... You could use me for belts then... 
virginheart Says:
Should I dare hit the submit button??? It will post like 50 times!
Do I pass for an "eccentric bitch"? Awesome. Thats my goal to be for an old woman.
And you are silly!!!! It was a very cute idea! Yes I used the word cute!