Bitchy Bernie

by Raygirl

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Mature Mar 23rd 2005
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bernard bernie moody pub tranvestite
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Oh no, not more Rayians I hear you cry

Well this one was too cool to pass up

Meet Bernard, AKA Bernie. First off let me say firmly Bernie is not gay. He has a girlfriend called Riski. Also he is a Transvestite, NOT a drag queen (an executive Transvestite perhaps? )

Bernie owns a Pub (NOT an Inn, or a Tavern or a Bar...A PUB. Look them up if you don't know what they are) called the Janus Arms...hence the quote.

He doesn't take bull from ANYONE regarding his taste in clothing, and seeing as he owns his own pub, he's entitled to kick people out on their asses if they don't like it. Most of the time however he's a warm inviting soul who goes through life with a cheery demenor. He's an optimist, likes flattery, and is a GREAT listener

And he has a good figue...he works out donchano

Rated mature cause of the language

EDIT: Just realised how strikingly scarily like Chastity he looks...like a butch Chastity...that will be rectified in the future with the addition of a new haircut or blonde streaks or both

Comments

Red Dragon Says:

LOL! this is very funny!

xcourtkneex Says:

LOL tell him i LOVE his makeup
and the fishnets

Ginger Says:

WOOOOOOOOO. Calm down Dude. :laugh: funny. I think you should do more Rayians. They're cool. :hugs: Bernard. It'll be okay Bernie.

BreakOfDawn Says:

hmmm.. a transvest Rayman fan character...
We actual needed it badly xD

What else? hmmm... more lesbians? :0

Lawzy Says:

See-through fishnet stockings! X3 I love this. It's diffrent, and I like diffrent

Stoney Says:

Horatio: *flail* You have GOT to tell me where you got those boots...! O_O

I think you've done enough shoe shopping to last you for the next twenty years, Horatio.

Horatio: I knoooow, but I want thoooooooooooooo~se. *whine* ;____;

enoki Says:

Heh, Transvestive Rayman-Fanchara. Now that's something I don't see much. : ) Interesting character concept and idea there, Raye. And those are some nice clothes he's wearing there. =] The funny thing is that I thought he was a girl when I first saw the pic but then I looked at the description and I was like 'Oh.' ;;;

You should do more of this character, he sounds interesting.

Delya Says:

Or like Tudo in drag.



*loves*