a misfortunate english essay...

a misfortunate english essay...

El hotel del penes

When you enter el hotel del penes you can see from the exquisite detail on the huge columns in the main foyer that you will have an enjoyable and memorable visit filled with beauty and wonder.
The beautiful scenery leads through rows of tall pine trees, said to date back form the time of the Romans, to one of the islands many beaches scattered round the island. Some of these beaches are rocky; and the strong, hard, crashing waves here are said to fulfil the needs of even the most daring of all extreme sportsmen. There are other beaches, with soft sandy shores which the whole family can enjoy. But watch out for large crabs that are native to these regions.
Nature lovers are sure to like it here with no end to the exotic birds including the rarest of the “blue tit” the elusive big tit. The areas are not under any protection so it is fine for you to pop a cherry or 2 into your mouth to enjoy all of the experiences of the wild.
The sports fanatic has all the chances to try out a new sport or two with a wide range of golf courses and swimming pools around the island. There are many ways of gaining new skills with diving courses, mountaineering and white water rafting. If you do not feel that you want to be shooting off in a little rubber raft you can stay at the hotel for a relaxing day at the hotel’s own heated pool. If you feel like a late night dip the hotel pool area has flood lights during nights so you can do so.
The hotel is fully catered and room service is available from 6:00am to 11:30pm. Most rooms have balconies with views of the beach on one side of the forest on the other. Breakfast is from 7:00 – 8:00am and is self service with a wide arrangement of huge jugs of exotic fruit juices, many different pastries and a full English ready in just 5 – 10 minutes. Lunch and dinner are served as if a restaurant with many foreign objects on the menu.
The amount to do and see on the island, with such nice natives on the island’s sleepy villages, makes the island of San Gilesia a must visit during its summer months of March to Spetember.