Why you don't let Kabuto cook. Part-2

Why you don't let Kabuto cook. Part-2

Kabuto Yakuushi: *runs by in Tutu*
Orochimaru Kuno: What in hell is wrong with you..?
Kabuto Yakuushi: I'm the sugar plum fairy
Orochimaru Kuno: ...
Orochimaru Kuno: Kabuto...
Orochimaru Kuno: SIT DA FUCK DOWN!
Kabuto Yakuushi: *spin, twirls, leaps, bounds, does the strange thing with the legs, when you are on a pole and whatever*
Orochimaru Kuno: ...
Kabuto Yakuushi: *sits, but does it gracefully*
Kabuto Yakuushi: *crosses legs and bats eyelashes*
Orochimaru Kuno: .... *twitches*
Orochimaru Kuno: ...
Orochimaru Kuno: *walks over*
Orochimaru Kuno: *slaps Kabuto*
Orochimaru Kuno: YOU. ARE. NOT. A. FUCKING. BALLERINA.
Orochimaru Kuno: MEN. DO NOT. WEAR. TUTUS.
Kabuto Yakuushi: AHHH! *clutches pearls* ...*tears*...I AM BEAUTIFUL!!!
Orochimaru Kuno: YOU'RE HIDEOUS!!
Orochimaru Kuno: UGLY! FILTHY! DISGUSTING! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE A MEDICAL NIN, BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING ELSE!
Kabuto Yakuushi: ....*whimper*
Kabuto Yakuushi: You hurt me,....
Kabuto Yakuushi: ...I am good at other things..you know I am...
Orochimaru Kuno: You suck at cooking...
Orochimaru Kuno: Your ballerina skills at best are lacking...
Orochimaru Kuno: Hell, you can't even write a simple letter to your MOTHER.
Orochimaru Kuno: Not that you have one.
Kabuto Yakuushi: *bursts into tears*
Kabuto Yakuushi: .....I had a mother...
Orochimaru Kuno: Is she alive?
Kabuto Yakuushi: I dont know..*gets up dynamicly and puffs up* Do you hear that?
Orochimaru Kuno: What, the lame Dramatic music?
Kabuto Yakuushi: Yes...its the swan lake song...
Kabuto Yakuushi: *leaps*
Kabuto Yakuushi: *struts, spins leaps*
Orochimaru Kuno: ...
Orochimaru Kuno: Oh God...
Kabuto Yakuushi: Look at me Orochimaru sama!!! Look at meeee
Kabuto Yakuushi: *jumps up high, is noted to be wearing no underpants*
Orochimaru Kuno: ..
Orochimaru Kuno: *Turns away, rubbing his eyes. They're bleeding*
Kabuto Yakuushi: *spins with extra oomf* I am the Sugar Plum FAIRY~!
Orochimaru Kuno: KIDOUMARU! MAKE IT FUCKING STOP!!
Kabuto Yakuushi: Oh..Kidoumaru...uhm...hes outside with Kimimaru...
Kabuto Yakuushi: they had my cookies too~
Orochimaru Kuno: FUCK!
Kabuto Yakuushi: *holds out green cookie* would you like to eat one? *prances up to Orochimaru*
Orochimaru Kuno: ...
Orochimaru Kuno: *Narrows his eyes*
Orochimaru Kuno: [brb]
Kabuto Yakuushi: ((okay))
Orochimaru Kuno: [back.]
Kabuto Yakuushi: ((wibby))
Orochimaru Kuno: *smacks Kabuto, then smacks him again*
Orochimaru Kuno: GO TO YOUR FUCKIN' ROOM!!
Kabuto Yakuushi: *rolls on floor*
Kabuto Yakuushi: *lays there*