Ode to Onion

by SHiDa

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Ode to Onion

Onion o Onion
Oger-like Onion
Peel away thy layers
And make thee cry

Onion o Onion
Obselete Onion
Sharp Stinging Smell
Scrape upon my nose

Onion o Onion
Obscene Onion
Travel down my tongue
And make me slaver

A sensual vegetable
If ever one were found
Brings tears to the eyes
And a kick to the tongue

Ode to the Beloved Onion
> 'Two Sides to Shida' by SHiDa

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Mar 11th 2005
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The answer to the challenge set to me by my old English teacher.
Muahahahahahaha!

Comments

ozone the fox Says:

*Faves it*

Arska Says:

xDD this is funny

Baka Deku Says:

now that i think about it, onion never makes me cry... weird.

Articuno Says:

Mmmmm onions are soooo nice! Specially when fried and shoved into burgers!!!! Nice poem! Nice pic!

Tokyo a go go Says:

onions rule

XeaL Says:

hilarous favved

SpineJ Says:

LMAO

WhiteHawk Says:

lol

vladetuczekovski Says:

Now this is my kinda poem!
What's slaver mean?

Angryman101 Says:

I love you even more now