Why Mormonism Happened

First off, I mean no offence to mormons :'D I mean, I treat my own religion badly enough as it is...

So. This is my 'theory' on why Mormonism happened (aka a good religion fanfic idea). The angel Moroni got tired of getting molested by everybody in heaven one day and decided to start his own religion by giving a couple of random golden plates to some mortal and telling him he was a new prophet. He thought it would get him respect in heaven, and maybe he would be groped a little less.

Unfortunately for little Moroni... it didn't work out so well. And he still gets molested by everybody in heaven.

The End.

This is very doodle-like I doubt it'll ever get colored. But on a random note - I rather like the way Moroni's hair came out I imagine it would be all blonde and cute.