The Coconut.

A heart warming tale of a boy and his coconut.
Just read some of these reviews:

"A classic."
-Some Guy
"The sexiest thing since sliced bread."
-T•Zizzo
"I like pie."
-King Jake
"This one time I saw this guy who had a shoe, it was a red shoe."
-My pal Steve
"I feel neutrally towards this... thing."
-Alex
"One day maybe I will be able to make a movie this good."
-God (pick one)
"Pancake mix."
-George Bush
"Most times I forget to breathe, but then my friend Kyle's like 'Man pass the chips'. Then I'm like 'Oh yeah... Breaathe, that's what I was gonna do." Then I eat more chips."
-Fred The Nameless
"Ducks are the same as chickens right?"
-Colonel Sanders
"That was cool."
-Iyam Tayred-Ovtypping