The Perfect Man

by ninjailookupto

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The Perfect Man

The perfect man is kind, witty, and sweet.
The perfect man is the kind that would sweep you off your feet.
The perfect man is ripped, with rock hard abs of steel.
The perfect man is honest, sensitive, and real.
The perfect man is brave, and will help you any day.
Oh, fuck this dumbass poem, the perfect man is gay.
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Mature Feb 10th 2005
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I heard a poem a long time ago about a perfect man. And I wrote one myself. I used the last line of the poem from that other poem, but worded it differently.

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rag Says:

*dies laughing*

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Linx Says:

tis shame...

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Blade Celebare Says:

*falls off chair*

...It's sad, because it's true

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sterilized dirt Says:

it's so true.

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Starpac Says:

*bwahahaha!!That's hilarious!!But,I'm not GAY!!

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NodronSimpleton Says:

well, first of all, I'm no into men, and this does definately not look like a perfect men, but artwise this is quite a decent piece o' artwork...

So I say, good work; thumb up!

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mosherman Says:

Damm....Im only some of those....not gay...but I know a gay person but he aint one of those things.....

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piumartiglio Says:

So true. I luckily found a bisexual one like that

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Silk Says:

Very funny, and probably true

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Bobandabit Says:

lol more than 75% of those are mine....and i'm not gay! w00t! lol

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