Men In Red (Naruto / Trigun)

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Okay, this one is Torrendraiko and thirtyangelsdead's collective fault!

See, thirtyangelsdead asked Torrendraiko for a Trigun-Hellsing-Naruto crossover kiriban... and here's the conversation my brain produced:

Naruto: Why don't I get any respect?

Vash: It's the clothes.

Alucard: Definitely the clothes.

Naruto: What's wrong with blazing orange jumpsuits?

Alucard: Aside from, say, everything?

Naruto: -___- you're NOT helping, you know.

Vash: Now, see, look at us! Big Red Coats. Big Red Coats are the way to go! *EVERYONE* is wearing Big Red Coats these days! Look around any cosplay con if you don't believe me. So if you want the ultimate in coolness factor, kid, the blonde spiky thing is a great start--

Alucard: (harrumph) you mean brunette with attitude hat (harrumph)

Vash: --Ignore him. But you need the Big Red Coat and the Funky Yellow Sunglasses and then you'll be just as cool as we are!

Naruto: ...

Vash: Oh, TRUST me a little.

(One mad shopping spree later, walking down the streets of Konoha, the mind-warping terror which is:

Three Anime Heroes with Attitude and Big Red Coats and Funky Yellow Sunglasses(TM).

(Except Vash's spare coat looks more than a little dorky on Naruto considering the arms fall halfway past his hands and the end of the coat drags the ground behind him and the glasses are too big for his face but who's counting...)

But of course there's like no way on the planet that I'm good enough to draw manga pages for ALL that... so I ended up with just Vash showing Naruto the ropes of being one of the Men In Red.

Complete with their own love-and-peace-no-jutsu hand seals, of course!

There's a sequel but it's almost 2 a.m. in this time zone and I'm just too tired to focus anymore... maybe tomorrow...