Emo Education

by Woroku1188

in Completed Works

Emo Education

This education movie is brought to you by: “You fail at life >=(“ Cola



Jimmy: Hey guys look! I got the new Yellowcard CD!

Bob: Those guys are cool! I want to be emo too!

Group: Us too!

*voice*: Not so fast kids!

Group: It’s the “Your music sucks” Man!

YMSM: That’s right kids, and I’m here to warn you about Emo music!

Group: Emo is bad?

YMSM: Emo is really bad!

Susie: Why is emo bad “Your music sucks” man?

YMSM: Well kids, it tricks you to thinking that you are an individual, when you’re really just trying to fit in with the crowd!

Jimmy: Why is that bad?

YMSM: Thinking you’re an individual makes you think that you and your music are better than everyone else, and after all your old friends leave you, your “new friends” trick you to cry, bitch, moan and even cut yourself!

Jimmy: Wow, that’s really bad!

YMSM: Yeah Jimmy, it’s horrible! But now it’s time for some emo in action! This is a real journal entry from an extremely emo girl!



“Posted by emoismyluvchck12864:



Lyk my prnts tld me 2 clean my rm 2day so i cut my arms and cyred cuz no1 luvs me”



YMSM: Now let’s see some real feedback from that very post



“Comment by Woroku1188:



Save us all the trouble and go kill yourself right now! >=(!”



YMSM: Harsh, but I would have done the same.

Bob: I don’t want to be emo anymore

Group: Me either

YMSM: Good, you kids are on the fast track to good music!

Group: Yay! Thanks “Your music sucks” man!

YMSM: No problem kids!

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Jan 27th 2005
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This is the result of months of listening to my emo friend bitch about his "sucky" life

Comments

Tempesta Says:

Emo does suck. Fact proven.

SheepyLee Says:

Wow, this is great.

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ladynet Says:

please don't hurt me, but what is emo?

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ImaRobot Says:

omg
Ahahahahah. Hah!
Hah. .

stars and soda Says:

Yellowcard is emo? I did not know that.

That's so hilarious...and true

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RTgrl Says:

YMSM is the best. >=(

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geckoneves7 Says:

YMSM Sounds like the guy I would be if I was older and wore leotards.

LithiumDoughnut Says:

D:

Please, tell me that wasn't an ACTUAL journal.

I'm begging you.

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Zimmeh Says:

Rofl

EvilOnVacation Says:

HEHE

'well now kids, lets talk about the act or emo'

Reminds me of what I see on a daily basis. Emo kids seem to come out of the woodwork.

::shivvers::