You might be Redneck if....

You might be Redneck if....

"You might be a Redneck if....

..you have ever used a barstool as a walker."
..everytime you take your dog for a walk you use the tree with him."
..you think the Matrix is the month that you get suckered in to a lot of crap."
..you welded your doors on your car and the only way to get in is to climb through the windows."
..when you've seen the new Deer Avenger game on T.V., you thought that the Apocalypse is a comin'."
..you thought that God looked like Hank Williams JR. and heaven was Daytona Beach, Florida."
..your I.Q. was the same as a 5th grader."
..when it came to your 10th (or higher) anneversery you would supersize the fries when you went out to eat."
..your beer can pile was enough to make a stairway to Heaven."