Chainsaw of Natural Selection

Something I doodled up whilst at Barnes & Noble with my boyfriend Grant.

Long story short, for almost the entire duration of our coffee-drinking, this man was trying to convince this woman to join his church, and claimed to be a third/fourth grade teacher, just to 'help' her daughter with her report, which she had perfectly under control anyway. But parents being parents... They insisted on the poor girl doing it THEIR way instead of the teacher's way. Who's grading it again?