For Rade

I'm not entirely sure why, but Rade asked me to pluck the threads of his character and stick some jokes out of it.

My first thought was the hat.
Apparently, this hat exists in the real world.

A hat that conveniently blocks out his eyes in almost every picture I see.
A hat with a monkey that's always hiding his eyes.
A hat with a monkey.
A MONKEY, which in this picture is giggling..

Then I realized something that I think is funnier.
His ID make him look like a freaky purple ganster person?
And I look at the pictures of you and the photos of him and I swear I thought he was black or something.
But...

Oh my bleeping bleep something.
He's not.

I don't even know why I thought that.
He doesn't exactly scream "I AM MANLY MAN BLACK MAN".

Before I go any further, please understand that I am NOT racist.
I have nothing against blacks, whites, Asians, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, or any race of people.

Now.
Seriously.

I don't know...
He asked me if it's his lips.
I told him I really don't know.
But seeing pictures of him just now (I swear to you I really did only just look at his photographs), I....
yeah...
I'm stupid.

But seriously. LOOK AT HIS ID.
.


Anyway, that's a very confused me-doodle (my character) and mister Rade with his "I'm not black" photograph and....
YES, I have his permission to include it.


Rade belongs to , himself.
I am me.

He is not black.
At least I didn't call him a girl (*ghough*chartalon*cough*).



End.