Merfish

Koshizzle: not allowed to have fish this year.
Koshizzle: i can't figure out a reason why
Koshizzle: i can't for the life of me
Koshizzle: but they expanded no pets to NO PETS EVEN FISH.
BiSnarkian: Yeah, seriously. What are fish gonna do?
BiSnarkian: UNLESS THEY ARE SECRET TELEKINETIC MERFISH HERE FROM MARS TO DESTROY US ALL!
Koshizzle: a merfish
Koshizzle: is half fish
Koshizzle: and half
Koshizzle: fish

...It's half Mexican Walking Fish and Half Betta Fish.

Also fish are hard to draw.