The New Twilight Toy

by Cannibal Candy

in Seriously Shitty Comics

> 'SSC: Midnight Sun's reality' by Cannibal Candy
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Mature Sep 24th 2009
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edward cullen the biggest dildo to have ever existed
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Okay, yeah a dildo like this actually exists [and even sparkles, WTF]. I was just informed about that, but that's not what influenced this picture. It was drawn in the beginning of the year [the actual didlo came out a couple months ago].
LOLOLOLOL
But ew at the same time at the fact that women are actually bating with a cold dildo that sparkles screaming out "EDWARD, EDWARD!"
-gag-

Comments

S p e c i a l Says:

sell this, make millions.

Inter Says:

That's disturbing on so many levels. One of which is that I know people who would actually buy that if it came out.

S t u b s Says:

Oh lawd

Bylenix Says:

xDDDD I don't know if you knew this, and this i what inspired you, but this is actually real: http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?ScreenROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP

My friend sent me the link to it a while ago.

I proceeded to stab my eyes out with my tablet pen.

sensual donkey punch Says:

that head has the best face (dohohoho)

koshizzle Says:

don't they suggest you keep it in the freezer for that authentic feeling?

The Unseen Obscurity Says:

Necrophelia with a hint of rigor mortis!
A cold stiff one

BlackLugnerRabbit Says:

Kay
first off...I'm a guy.
second...I would totally fucking use that.
third...Technically he's not a pedophile since Bella is post-puberty (She has full grown titties and you-know-what, growing you-know-where.)
Pedophilia is the attraction towards pre-pubescent children. Like 13 and under.
forth...stop picking on old men.
fifth...I'm smexy.

/debate

takekate Says:

I almost feel like this is against the TOS.

Bogswallop Says:

I WANT ONE