Okay, yeah a dildo like this actually exists [and even sparkles, WTF]. I was just informed about that, but that's not what influenced this picture. It was drawn in the beginning of the year [the actual didlo came out a couple months ago].
LOLOLOLOL
But ew at the same time at the fact that women are actually bating with a cold dildo that sparkles screaming out "EDWARD, EDWARD!"
-gag-
Comments
S p e c i a l Says:
sell this, make millions.
Inter Says:
That's disturbing on so many levels. One of which is that I know people who would actually buy that if it came out.
S t u b s Says:
Oh lawd
Bylenix Says:
xDDDD I don't know if you knew this, and this i what inspired you, but this is actually real: http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen
ROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP
My friend sent me the link to it a while ago.
I proceeded to stab my eyes out with my tablet pen.
sensual donkey punch Says:
that head has the best face (dohohoho)
koshizzle Says:
don't they suggest you keep it in the freezer for that authentic feeling?
The Unseen Obscurity Says:
Necrophelia with a hint of rigor mortis!
A cold stiff one
BlackLugnerRabbit Says:
Kay
first off...I'm a guy.
second...I would totally fucking use that.
third...Technically he's not a pedophile since Bella is post-puberty (She has full grown titties and you-know-what, growing you-know-where.)
Pedophilia is the attraction towards pre-pubescent children. Like 13 and under.
forth...stop picking on old men.
fifth...I'm smexy.
/debate
takekate Says:
I almost feel like this is against the TOS.
I WANT ONE