BRAWL: THE SAKURAI MISTAKE'S CONTINUUM: META KNIGHT

by Jocky

in SMASH

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Sep 24th 2009
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brawl sucks vs go play melee tourneyfag
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My outlet for complaint
A character with no fundamental weakness
Light weight? pfft, how can I hit him when he covering all of his blindspots? Camp? nope, he's got like what 6 jumps and two gliding opportunities, not to mention idc
OPTION OF IGNORING LEDGE, All they have to do is shuttle loop/glide back onstage
Attacks most used being faster than 5 frames (fun for all Ganons!)
DECENT GRAB RANGE (Ganon lacks this)
NEVER GETS CAUGHT IN FREE-FALL ANIMATION (you know after most characters up-b's)
And the biggest issue, TRANSCENDENT PRIORITY, attacks that have the "never clanks" flag, make up most of his moveset
TOO EASY TO PICK UP, 10%(or less)? LEARNING CURVE, NO LAG TO PUNISH
Case in point, Smash versions of characters are never true to themselves :[ (aka Ganon), nor "balanced", Sakurai hopes to deceive you otherwise.
And not all these submissions will complain about Sakurai's faults
THEY WILL HAVE ATTEMPTED FUNNIES TOO

Comments

Zuon Says:

I stuck with Kirby since the first game.

AM I A GOOD PLAYER?

Gamertomas Says:

Hyuk Hyuk

SilverSonic200 Says:

I don't use Meta Knight.

Real men like me use Ness, Lucas, Captain Falcon, and Snake.

And Luigi.

Solar Z Says:

Meh, Kirby does it for me, and I use Toon Link usually if I want a sword. You aren't gonna hate me now are you? =<

Tanooki Says:

this comic would have been relevant if brawl was released within the past 12 months

Shadow Dinosaur Says:

Yoshi, Game and watch, Fox and Zelda for me.

Halkel da Thunderhog Says:

Peach, Marth and Sonic for me. Meta Knight is the hardest to control IMO.

Triple Q Says:

Kirby Kirby Kirby that's the name you should know.

MCBOB Says:

I thought it was just a game.

Stormy McDanger Says:

YOU CAN'T KILL META KNIGHT

YOU CAN'T KILL META KNIGHT

STOP TRYING, JOCKY.

YOU'LL JUST GET A GALAXIA STUCK IN YOUR FACE.