My outlet for complaint

A character with no fundamental weakness
Light weight? pfft, how can I hit him when he covering all of his blindspots? Camp? nope, he's got like what 6 jumps and two gliding opportunities, not to mention idc
OPTION OF IGNORING LEDGE, All they have to do is shuttle loop/glide back onstage
Attacks most used being faster than 5 frames (fun for all Ganons!

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DECENT GRAB RANGE (Ganon lacks this)
NEVER GETS CAUGHT IN FREE-FALL ANIMATION (you know after most characters up-b's)
And the biggest issue, TRANSCENDENT PRIORITY, attacks that have the "never clanks" flag, make up most of his moveset
TOO EASY TO PICK UP, 10%(or less)? LEARNING CURVE, NO LAG TO PUNISH
Case in point, Smash versions of characters are never true to themselves :[ (aka Ganon), nor "balanced", Sakurai hopes to deceive you otherwise.
And not all these submissions will complain about Sakurai's faults
THEY WILL HAVE ATTEMPTED FUNNIES TOO
Comments
Zuon Says:
I stuck with Kirby since the first game.
AM I A GOOD PLAYER?
Gamertomas Says:
Hyuk Hyuk
SilverSonic200 Says:
I don't use Meta Knight.
Real men like me use Ness, Lucas, Captain Falcon, and Snake.
And Luigi.
Meh, Kirby does it for me, and I use Toon Link usually if I want a sword. You aren't gonna hate me now are you? =<
Tanooki Says:
this comic would have been relevant if brawl was released within the past 12 months
Shadow Dinosaur Says:
Yoshi, Game and watch, Fox and Zelda for me.
Halkel da Thunderhog Says:
Peach, Marth and Sonic for me. Meta Knight is the hardest to control IMO.
Triple Q Says:
Kirby Kirby Kirby that's the name you should know.
MCBOB Says:
I thought it was just a game.
Stormy McDanger Says:
YOU CAN'T KILL META KNIGHT
YOU CAN'T KILL META KNIGHT
STOP TRYING, JOCKY.
YOU'LL JUST GET A GALAXIA STUCK IN YOUR FACE.