Random Drabble - Realized Concluded Confusions

Random Drabble - Realized Concluded Confusions

One day, he found himself in a predicament he never thought possible. It was an average day where nothing in particular was happening nor eventually going to happen. His days started out with his normal routine- wake up at the crack of dawn and pour himself a rather large bowl of cereal. Though this day decided to smack him hard in the face with a revelation, whilst brushing his teeth of all things, much like when Satsuki had punched in the nose for something he couldn’t quite remember what for.

To put it simply he was stunned with shock.

His mind was blank and he felt his body grow heavy and numb with his tooth brush hung limply from his mouth. With the bathroom sink still running he felt his knees give way, he sunk to the tile floor making a sound akin to a puppy whining from his throat.

He was in love.

He, Lai McGrady, was in love.

He choked on his toothpaste.

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Sai was aroused from his slumber from his cell phone vibrating and emitting a hyperactive jingle. He yawned wide and lazily reached for it, answering groggily.

“ ‘Ello?”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”

“WHAT THE FU-“ Surprised was an understatement as Sai was jostled awake by the shrill scream from his ears to his brain. His body twitched and jumped in alarm – though he was tangled in his sheets he had crashed ungracefully onto the bedroom floor.

“DUDE, BRO, BROBROBRORBRO WHAT DO I DO?! AHHHAHAAAA THIS IS INSANE HELP”

Sai looked at his phone half pissed at his brother for calling him at an ungodly hour and screaming his ear off and half worried for his well being.

“Lai you dunce calm the hell down, what is it?!”

“I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO HOW DO I DEAL WITH THIS?! THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEF-”

He cringed when he heard his twin crash into what he could guess was the coffee table. “Lai stop running around your home like a raging bull.”

“BUT BUT-“

“Shut up and tell me what happened.”

The only answer he got was Lai groaning like an upset puppy and the sounds of chairs being moved around.

“Did you set the refrigerator on fire again?”

“No..”

“Was there another dead cat on the side of the road?”

“…………………No………”

Sai rolled his eyes knowing his brother just went to look outside his window for any dead felines. “Does it involve fire or things being dead in anyway?”

“Well, no…”

“Are you bleeding from the chest or having any internal organs perturbing from your body where they shouldn’t?”

“What, dude no.”

“Is there a big hairy sweaty man in a trench coat inside your apartment trying to rape you?”

“…..That’s oddly specific but no……”

“THEN WHAT IS IT, that you felt the need to call me at one in the damned morning yelling at me as though you are?!” Sai grouched out.

“But it’s six in the morn’ ‘ere…”

“That’s not the point Lai. Tell me what is causing you to have a proverbial meltdown already so you can feel better after I tell you how lame it is and I can go back to sleep preferably for five more hours.”

“…………………….But it’s not lame~” His brother whined, sounding hurt.

“GOD JUST TELL ME ALREADY!”

Sai heard an intake of a long deep breath over the phone. He pinched his nose. Lai could be such the drama quee-

“I…I’m in love…” He heard his brother murmur.

Sai felt as though time had stopped. His brother was in love?

His brother. His hyper active man child of a twin who still wants the crust cut off from his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches at the age of nineteen going on twenty is in bloody freaking love.

“SAI, What am I suppose to do?! How am I going to tell Suki- AUGH I’M SO FREAKIN’ DEAD!” Lai screeched over the cell.

Wait.

WAIT.

What does TARO have anything to with-

His brain shut down for a fraction of a second and powered back up again at full speed.

Sai felt his stomach twist and his eye twitch. “Well shite.” He hissed. No way. No Bleeding was his brother and that Satsuki Taro thicko ….

His Irish heritage would be proud at how much curses and slang left his mouth right at that moment. Considering it came from the very same mouth that could sing Hitler happy and not want to slay the Jews, it was an interesting thing to hear altogether. Lai was left on the receiving end feeling very confused and overwhelmed.

“THAT..THAT CHANCER. I’M GONNA KILL HIM!” Sai roared.

“Wait kill who-?”

How could his brother even do this to him?! Lai knew that Asian bastard and himself never got along! And what was Satsuki doing romancing his brother anyway?! SINCE WHEN WAS THE MAN GAY?! Sai scowled. “Then again he never made any effort to be attracted to remotely anyone…”

“Sai, bro who are you talkin’ abou-“

“I’ll kill him. I’ll kill the freaking bastard with my own two hands and use his own legs to nail him to the wall of the tallest building in the world far, far away from you or the authorities.”

Does this mean Lai is gay? Damit he wanted adorable nieces and nephews to spoil rotten! Satsuki Taro is a dead man. He did not LIKE Taro nor did he even WANT his brother to be…be In a relationship with the man.

OH

CRINGE

Sai rammed his head on his bedside table. “AUUUGH IMAGES. GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD DAMIT!”

“SAI WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN’?! I’m having the break down not you!” His brother yelled over the phone, sounding panicked.

Sai growled into the phone. “Well it’s your fault! When I see him I’m gonna rip off his freakin’ clackers and-“

“Who’s balls are you gonna rip off?!”

“TARO’S THAT’S WHO!”

“Suki? WAIT WHY?!”

“Because you’re in love. In frekin’ bloody love.” Sai felt a headache coming on. A very angry Irish headache that came with the craving for alcohol.

“But….but…………is it really that bad?” Sai almost felt horrible for educing the sound of a hurt and kicked puppy from his brother. Almost. Another part of him (the most prominent part) got a dark and twisted sense of amusement out of it. Considering how murderous he was feeling, the feeling doubled.

“Yes. It is. Now I have to kill Taro in every bleeding way possible.” And he meant that with a passion.

“But…dude. How does that help me? Arianna won’t like that very much.”

…………………..

Sai blinked, sat up straight and moved his red hair out of his face. “Repeat that.”

“Huh?”

“What does Arianna have to do with this?” Sai enjoyed the girl’s company. Hell, he thought she was utterly and sinfully adorable, and, in his opinion, the only good thing about Satsuki he could think of. Though much to his chagrin the massacre of Arianna’s older brother most likely would not be good for the girl. I could always just adopt her myself afterwards. She doesn’t have to know it was me….

“Sai, he’s like, my best friend. And it’d be kind of awkward for me to be in love with her if my brother murdered-“

“Wait, her who?” Now Sai was confused.

“Ariiii~” Lai whined.

“……………………….You’re…in love with Arianna.”

"Who else would it be?!"

“You freakin’ sky pilot!”

“What! What’d I do?! Sai-?!”

With one last growl and vehement snap of colorful language at his cell phone Sai ended the call and turned his phone off. He didn’t have the will to care anymore and clambered back into bed. His brother always took too much out of him.

Taro, you live for another day you gay Asian. Sai thought with all the spite inside of him (which was quite a lot actually) and willed himself back to sleep.

Somewhere in a different city and home altogether Satsuki sneeze into his coffee.