This is the Epic Bidoof. When God created bidoofs, he removed all their coolness, awesomness and dignity, just so he could put it all in a single body. It is rarer than any shiney. This bidoof can only be captured by Chuck Norris. This bidoof subsists solely on the blood of internet trolls.
This bidoof ate Brock's eyes.
This bidoof can see you right now.
This bidoof knows where Waldo is... and has marked him for later.
The universe sprung into existence out of fear of what this bidoof would do to it if it didn't keep it entertained.
This bidoof is divisible by zero.
This bidoof pities Mr T.
This bidoof has already pinpointed the exact location of Carmen Sandiego.
...(I call it. The epic bidoof AND all these jokes i made up are officially mine. MINE! ...I want to put this on a shirt... and i just might. And yes, if you don't want the word bubble, i CAN get rid of it.)
Pokemon is, of course, not mine. It is the exclusive property of Nintendo.
Comments
Ha, this is awesome!
Sirenexe Says:
Looks like the mudkip is going to get owned. xD
Zurx Says:
God...If this were a shirt, I'd wear it everyday! D8
Shadow Dinosaur Says:
Bidoof will eat your soul!!!
Arkan Arcanus Says:
*bows down*
nintendosavi Says:
bidoof will kill us all
wulfen Says:
that is one epic Bidoof.
QuestionTheMajority Says:
The word "epic" was coined specifically for this bidoof because no other word was strong enough to describe its power.
Dille Says:
You are a genius.
When you make this into as shirt, you MUST have all the jokes listed on the back. They make up almost half of the awesome and it wouldn't be the same without them.
I think I love you.
Cman7 Says:
Coolest Bidoof evar!