sonic: the greats journey: prolog

sonic was running through the forst one day when he saw a badnik. this badnik was so bad sonci started to cry when he saw it bcause it was killing grass and squirles. sonic looked at the badnik and then looked at the sky as if to say 'eggman you darn butthead!!!' and then he ran at the badnim and jumped at the bandik. the bANDSink dogjed his jump and the fired his gun at sonic. sonic looked at the bullets and caught them in his teeth becuse he is BADASS and then sedi 'guns are not cool they can hurt people' and spat the bullets into a robber five hundred miles away with super aim because he is BADASS and then he ran into the badnik and kicked it in its butt which was smelly. the bandki shot spiks out of its butt and stabed sonci and he went 'oww!!!!' surely this was rob otnikis badesst nik to date. sonic srtarted to run in sirkles so the bandkei coudlnt hurt him while he thooht of thingd that can beat a bandki with an unkikable butt. then snoci notised that his runing was making dust fly EVERYWHERE and using syintific theory he determined that he coud use the dust and his sped to creat a tornadicane which is like a tornado but more like a hurricane so its betr but only snoic can meka them because he is BADASS. so then sonci started to run at a spped of light but faster because his shoesw wre cleenre that dya and the cleanness of his sheos afect his sped just so ya no. so sonci was runing rely fast and he startwed to yell because as we all no badnjeiks are scared of the pwoersful yell of a man blue hedjhog more thne anything els in the mobius. so the sped whent even higher and the badniks spiks fel out becsaue it poped itslf kidna. so then sonic jumped out just in time and the hurrinado got biger and bigtr and angryer and the badnikvf screemed at the snoci 'help me sonic i am scraed' but sonci said that waS 'NO GOOD' and threrw a rock into the toricane wich made it fly up and up and then flal down at LIGHT WSPED and smack the badnik in his hed which made him die but then snocis was sad becasesd he kild the rebit that was inside and lokded up at the sky with the rebit in his hand and said 'DARNNNNNNNNNNN YOUUUUUUUUU ROBOTNIKKKI' and ran at a jump pad that was close by an therw the rabit all the way to the sky zone wihch is like heven but in mobius.

snoci piked up his motorola adn caled his budy nukels 'hey nukels pack yuor bgas we ar guna fite egman' an hung up. all of a suden thre was a moon falling to the earth but it wanst a moon sonic looked up and said 'THATS NO MOON TAHDTS A DETH EG.'

end of prolog