it's a new moon

So I went with my mother to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince last night. During the previews, naturally, they just haaad to show a preview to New Moon. Which left me silently raging and twitching noticeably. Mom snickered at my rage. (Has anyone besides me also noticed they're churning out the movies as fast as they possibly can? B|)

Ignoring the fact I hate Twilight to begin with (I have read enough of the book myself and read summaries enough to base my opinion, kthxgtfo), even if I knew nothing about it, I would have NO desire to see the movies because the acting is just so... so... FLAT.

But anyway, the trailer was retarded. It's especially retarded that when Bella gets a papercut, a large glob of blood falls from her finger. A freaking PAPERCUT. Papercuts don't bleed like that. The dumb broad could probably get cut on water.

So with that, my tired mind and the lovely Monty Python and its Scott of the Antarctic sketch, this spawned.

And no, I don't care how wrong Bella and Edward look. Not looking them up on the internets further proved my not caring.


Note: I do not care if you absolutely adore Twilight, or absolutely despise it. I doodled this for my own (and my friends' ) personal amusement and is only for the lulz. If you can not see it that way, then go see a shrink.