Why Alucard is Hot

THESE ARE WHY ALUCARD IS SO HAWT AND MOE AND MANRY AND KAWAIIIIIII

he has a crazy face and pointy teeth
his hair is black
his hair is long
his hair is fluffy
his eyes are red
he kicks ass
he kills people and vampires
he makes epic faces
he loves fighting
he wears sunglasses
he is super cool in any situation
he is really intelligent
he is fascinating and mysterious
he is not human, he is a Nosferatu
he is old and experienced
he is telepathic and can use mind control
he is so moe but also very manry
he is a night person like me
he is super scary and terrifying
he is pale and skinny
he is unstoppable on planet earth and in the land of imaginary numbers
he is Dracula
he is really fast
he is wild and crazy
I bet he is fast and wild in bed, too
he can make zombies
he can not die
he can grow a beard really fast
he can turn into a dog and a bat which is cute
he can turn into mist and come in your window and rape you
he has a tragic past
he has a million souls inside him
he has a penis
he has a lot of eyeballs
he has no regard for human life
he has a very attractive mouth
he has crazy eyes
he has a rival that he fights
he has an evil laugh
he has a “fuck you” attitude
he has a face that is really unique, I like his big nose
that sweet face he made when he was Dracula and saw Seras, awww
I could punch him in the face and he would be fine
I could shoot him
I could chop off his head even
I got really attached to him
I wanna have sex with him, especially when I read Hellsing
I like his clothes, he is really stylish
I like the way he stands
if I was Integra I would bang him, why the fuck doesn't she?
he can lick my wounds if he wants, I would let him