TF2: Unconventional family

I smell a sitcom~

[edit for some lulz]

Here's a story, of a lovely lady,
who was bringing up 8 very lovely boys.
They were all Bostonian, like their mother,
The youngest one went BOINK!

Heres the story, of a man called red spy,
who was busy stabbing 3 Snipers in a row!
He was one man, cloaking as 8 others,
but he was all alone!

Till the one day when the milf met this Masked Man,
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the BLU-RED Bunch.
The BLU-RED Bunch!


(c) Valve