The Blue Pencil!

What is that?
It's a book!
It' a pen!
No! It's...
THE BLUE PENCIL!!!!
SAVOR OF EVERYTHING SCHOOL RELATED!

We join our hero where any other middle school story would join any other AVARAGE middle-schooler... but our hero isn't an average middle-school...she's our hero... or, um would that be heroine? Hmmm.... Something to think about....

Anywho, we join our hero at her locker, gathering supplies for her first period class. She only APPEARS to be grabbing paper and binders for her next class... but what is she really grabbing? She really IS … grabbing paper and binders... err....

Ah, well, the student we observe acting so student like is much more than meets the eye. For in her purse, she holds the power to become something bold! Something brave! Something daring! She carries her favorite blue mechanical pencil! And within that pencil, holds the power to transform our hero.... heroine...um....

The pencil turns her into a super hero. There, I said it. Are you happy now? This “Epic Voice Over” thing is harder than it looks! Don't give me that excuse! 'But I can't hear your epicness anway! I'm reading this, not hearing this!' BAAAAAAW. Get over it! Look, dude, man, if you don't calm... C-c-c-calm down! Y-you put that keyboard DOWN!

That's it. Your WAY out of control. I'm leaving.

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Jul 4th 2009

Tags:: blue caffeine deprived fail lol no pencil please dont report me for inappropriate result sleep sorry the
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um, fail.

I'm sorry. I went to be at 5am July 2, woke up at 3pm the next day, and I haven't slept since.

READ THIS AN WEEP. HAHAHAHA. I STOLE ABOUT TWO GOOD MINUTES FROM YOUR LIFE THAT YOU WILL NEVER, EVER GET BACK. evah.

Did I mention that I had a cup of coffee mixed with hot chocolate mix. It had marshmallows in it. The mini kind that taste more like the charms in lucky charms than real marshmellows, but it was still nummy away.

*falls over dead asleep*