My Warcraft Crew

This is the motley crew of ruffians I screw around with in World of Warcraft. As you can see, I'm a hopeless altoholic, although I have not hit rock bottom yet. Let me tell you about each of my cold-blooded killers. In no particular order:

1. Keondric

This dude was the first toon I created and is my main, a lvl 78 paladin. I've been playing him since Spring Break 2006, and I used to raid Karazhan during the Burning Crusade expansion with my Alliance buds. He liks to play with toy trains, drink booze, and blow his earnings on Gnomish mailbox dancers, in that order.



2. Merrydeath

Merry is my little murder machine. I rolled her to try out the draenei starting zone and replace my lame-ass dwarf hunter. I specifically went for the lolita look to try to stave off private messages from the lonely hearts of WoW, and to my surprise it actually worked. I get a lot of compliments from my female friends that play, and my guy friends are like "dude r u liek gay?"


3. Pikkins

Pikkins is my Gnomey Gnome mage. Frost specced, as God intended. I levelled him to 33 before dropping him from regular play when I started my Horde team so that I could still get my other players to level at a decent speed. He is one of my most adored toons among my friends.


4. Dinglehopper

Dingle is my Orcish warrior. He is a timid soul, and has taken up the profession of Herbalism. He is my main man Hordeside and is currently lvl 50. Though it is mandatory that any of my toons that can use guns do so, Dingle is different and uses bows because the sound of guns firing scares him.


5. Crusticles

Crusticles, pronounced like Heracles (cleez), NOT testacles, is the strongest crab alive. He is the pet of my hunter, Merrydeath. He pinches first and asks questions later. Unfortunately no questions can ever be asked because the victim is too busy being dead to tell him what he wants to hear.



6. Rabonni

Rabonni is my fledgeling troll priest. I created him to accompany Retsina so I could start learning how to be a healer. Part of what I want to do is have at least one tank, dps, and healer class on both my Horde and Alliance servers.


7. Retsina

Retsina is my first priest. I really enjoy the healing classes, as much of a pain in the ass to level as they can be. Retsina attracts a lot of attention from the lonely basement virgins that prowl Stormwind looking for love. For a while I got tired of it and dropped her from my team. Now, since I'm too lazy to start a male priest from scratcvh and don't want to stare at another pixelated dude's butt all day, I picked her back up.


8. Daggerella

Because I didn't learn my lesson, I created another girl. Daggerella, my little ice princess, is my rogue. She gets the most unwanted attention out of all my female toons. The bunny ears don't make things any easier, but at least I get free heals and buffs while I'm questing, whether I want it or not.