Ashley's mottos of life~
Just a few of my most memorable (or silly) mottoes on life. :3
"You're only a kid once in your life, you're an adult for the rest. Enjoy it while it lasts."
"Timezones suck."
"If we're all gonna look the same in heaven, why do some people spend their entire lives trying to look better than everyone else?"
(Not my own) "The wonder of a dream is that it's a fantasy, if it comes true, it was never a dream."
And, one of my own for any of you fellow FMA fans:
"True Love isn't Equivalent Exchange. Two people can give all their hearts, and nothing ever feels lost."
"Friends have no conditions, they're there for one another, no matter what happens."
"True friends WILL fight sometimes."
"But they always forgive."
"Some things, really are better left unsaid~" (Not mine technically)
"I really hate ADHD, it's constantly getting me off topic of what I'm trying to do or say. Like this one time~~~~" (-cough- We all know where that was going.)
"Don't try to sneeze and cough at the same time. It hurts. A LOT."
"Nobody can lick their elbow. NOBODY."
"And you're a nerd if you just said 'Wait, then doesn't that mean the members of Org. 13 can do it?' " (lol, just kidding. X3)
"And about 75% of you would try after I say that. :)" (It's so true~)
"Don't try to look at your shoulder for too long, it makes you crosseyed."
"Don't go crosseyed for too long. I've actually gotten stuck." (...Sadly true.)
"Don't tease me about grammatical mistakes."
"Don't tease me about the word grammatical." (lol)
"Don't call me raccoon too many times, I may bite."
"Don't dangle shiny objects in my face, I'll steal them."
"Don't try to get the objects back, you will lose." (
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"Don't call me sharkbait too many times in the pool. I swim faster than you and hold breath longer. >:3" (lol just kidding)
"Don't tease me about my weight, I WILL sit on you."
"Don't tease me about being a kid at heart. Better than having a heart of stone."
"Don't complain about being old at 30 years old. That's only a third of your life."
"Don't tease kids for never wanting to grow up, most adults don't (Or didn't) want to either."
"Do small things for people. Open a door, hold the elevator, help with moving. All the small things can mean more than you know, to someone."
"If you get scolded for doing those things, forgive and move on."
"If you get scolded for forgiving... who are you trying to help??"
"If someone wants an honest answer, try to give it to them."
"If you want to make someone feel good, please don't give empty compliments."
"If you try to do anything I say not to, trust me, it'll hurt. I know."
"Don't keep feelings bottled inside for too long, it starts to hurt."
"Have at least one good cry a month, you'll feel better."
"Always make time for a little quiet. You'll be better for it."
"Hugs make everything better."
"Except a sunburn."
"Don't move too fast through life. You'll look back and wonder why you rushed."
"Have a pet at least ONCE in your life."
"Express yourself." (Not technically mine.)
"Don't make really long notes while you should be working on something."
"Don't READ really long notes when you should be working on something."
"Oh, don't try to trip in slow-motion. You will fail. EPICALLY."
"Random dancing is painful."
"Also, don't tease people with cookies, it's not nice." (lol)
"Don't stay awake for 4 days. Your brain WILL take charge."
"Don't be surprised if you wake up somewhere random after staying up for that long."
"Don't be surprised when you don't remember going to sleep."
"Don't avoid eating for that long either, you'll find yourself chewing on weird things."
"And wondering why your fingers suddenly taste like snackfood." (Mine tasted like salt for about a week.)
"Don't tease people for making notes like this. They're fun." :3
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