Ladies & Gentlemen of the jury

Ladies & Gentlemen of the jury

Ladies & Gentlemen of the jury,
the evidence may be stacked against my client,
being that there is NOT ONLY photographic proof that he raped a nun during High Mass,
but also 5 eyewitness accounts, a written confession by my client, & we have the victim here today testifying.
But I need you, for just a moment, to ignore that, forget your bias, & think of this...
COWBOY CHURCH.
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...Also, the judge is a fuckin' secret Muslim.