"No...I think I'm okay..."
"Are you sure? It's a great one."
"No, no no. I'm fine."
"Well, how about some tea? Do you like tea? I'll tell the story when you're drinking the tea."
"No. I don't want tea, and I don't want to hear a story."
"Is Chamomile alright? It's a fine tea."
"NO D****T!!! I DON'T WANT ANYTHING!!!"
I love the creepy turtle

He's amazing. All he wants to do is tell stories and have some company with him.
He's so lonely. His wife died. :c
And the guy...well...he just finds the reptile creepy.
I need names for these characters! D:
Comments
Zeenzazada Says:
Decaponch Says:
Charley and Newton!
very first thing I thought of, newton the turtle, sounds ok.
FreezeCube Says:
You dont know how much I love the turtle.
You should name him Boris.
Boris is cool.
And I would totally listen to his stories.
That's a rape face if I ever saw one.