Meet Roman.
He's a huge dick!
So on her journey, Shishu ran into a big, nasty-looking man with a very unpleasant disposition, an unhealthy obsession with killing, a tendancy to bang anything he could and a need to consume the hearts of the people he killed.
They inexplicably became friends.
Roman... honestly I have no idea where he came from. I decided that Shishu should make a friend, and somehow that friend turned into this nasty hunk of scarred manflesh.
Did I mention that he's a were-shark?
Well, he is. His cycle depends more on tides than the moon, and is kinda complicated (meaning I haven't figured it out quite yet > A > ).
BUT EVERY SO OFTEN HE TURNS INTO A GIGANTIC SHARK-MAN BEAST AND EATS FREAKING EVERYTHING.
Basic stats:
Strengths: Brute strength, durability
Weaknesses: Not very agile, tempermental
Weapons: That freaking thing that he calls a sword. Hack, slash, and tear your enemies to ribbons with a glorious two and a half feet of metal!
Powers: An unusual resistance to magic. He's not magic-proof, but lower-level spells will often not work on him at all.
Roman can be oddly friendly to people, and it's not unusual for him to respect certain individuals that he considers 'worthy'. Nobody knows what they're supposed to be worthy of, exactly, but it's better to have a massive shark-man-dick on your side, right? He's got a bad temper and will destroy things when he's angry. He will also attempt to seduce any woman he meets.
I think there may be room in the Swordfish for him? Shishu seems to think he'd be an asset to their forces.
Why is Roman so much fun to think about I don't even know.
I keep imagining him hitting on Shishu
like this:
Roman: Hey baby. Let's fuck. BD
Shishu: No thanks Roman, I'm busy.
Roman: Bitch >:C
Shishu: Flattery will get you nowhere.
Roman: *Picks up a table, throws it against a wall, storms out*
He makes me giggle c:
Comments
Kyotobinzuru Says:
I laughed at the 'Hes a dick.'
Also, I'm finding myself liking the color scheme you layed out for this, it goes really well together.
+D
Like, not even giving him a chance, just hes a dick.D:
And I like his deisgn~~
Jetkid Says:
Roman looks great i thought he was gonna get along really well with my character Cain until i read the swordfish allegence....maybe they can meet in an epic battle one day :U
You Says:
... WOW
I totally read "He's a huge dick!" as "He has a huge dick!"
lmao, oh god.
BUT YAY HI SHIRO
THIS MAN NEEDS 1 MILLION FANARTS. =D
Note: His nickname is 'Jaws' and he has a themesong.
Jeez, I like him. Too much arfgharghasss
PYROkineticRikku1 Says:
lmfao this man is epic!
its kind of a shame hes not on the sword side </3
Der Sensenmann Says:
I like his skin color. :]