this is edward cullen ok.

Dear Miss Meyer,

I hate vampires.

I hate Twilight more.

I hate you the most for actually having the gall to publish horrible, rewritten Harry Potter vampire fanfiction (see: My Immortal) and trying to pass it off as a legitimate piece of literature.

WHICH IT'S NOT.

I also hate you for pussifying vampires moar than they already are.You know what? Screw that. It just makes zombies look cooler.

Learn to write and do some decent crap with zombies instead of vampires like every other hormone-enraged, professional Suethor out there who writes equally crap teen "horror",

Major.

P. S. - R.L. STINESTEPHEN KING IS FACEPALMING RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

P. P. S. - Much thanks to , BRAM STOKER IS FACEPALMING.