ugh why did i write this IT'S SO STUPID
sike i love it.
so there's been sort of a deluge (not that much actually) of terrible fish v swords prose lately. this writing took entirely too long (laze) and isn't really very good. but i'm proud-ish of it. i write because i can't draw but i'd say i'm pretty decent at writing. i wish that was the case on this site more often.
BUT ANYWAY contempt for writers worse than me aside:
i had a dreadfish character once. he was sort of important because he was the head dude who blew shit up and it was pretty sicknasty. but then the whole thing died off and it was whatever
but see my character had a weird accident with

(i've forgotten if this is the right way to link avatars using vBcode or whatever the hell sheezyart uses, if that didn't work i'm not going to fix it) and her necromancer magic, turning him into a half-dead-zombie-thing-that-doesn't-eat-flesh-but-can-still-fuck-up-your-shit. a lot of his senses have deteriorated or have been lost altogether (touch, sight, smell) but he has retained a few and has some technology to keep him a workin' dude. so he doesn't really feel pain and the magic fights off necrosis and heals injuries relatively quickly and he has gray ish skin. his suit keeps his reflexes from going all to shit. i still haven't thought about how that works. suspension of disbelief okay? i had a picture of him once but i deleted it. it wasn't very good.
yeah but that's my story.
Comments
NotKenny Says:
" awesome cool dreadfart dreadfish horrible shit shite "

Yep, that's definitely why I love you
SHiDa Says:
Yesssss so good to finally read what you have been writing!
Good stuff man-Jody-man!
bvhj Says:
i couldn't read it because it's a .docx
Galloglasses Says:
Yay, more FvS literature. Weren't you that sword guy who was only bleeding to death when Bogs tried to kill you but Some Necromancer person zapped you with magic and turned you into a wraith of some kind? A sorta zombie that isn't a zombie?
AaronGuy Says:
Not enough punching through walls/floors.
Bass clarinetgal2708 Says:
Nice, I like it. Your character is really interesting.
You Says:
I didn't know about this.