Under One Roof 23

Under One Roof 23

Under One Roof 23

Having recruited yet another member, the guys decided to head back inside to further discuss things. Sitting down by the living room with some drinks on the coffee table to set the mood as everyone took their seat, with or against their will.

“Before Zach nags on about the god thing, I‘ll ask… are two really gods?” China asked.
“I’m just a messenger boy for one of the gods, Arc however might as well be a pokemon reincarnation of a god. “ Dewyx answered.
“Right… and what exactly do you want?” China asked.
“Curse you, these are the questions I wanted to ask. I shall have my vengeance!” Zach complained.
“Whatever we want to put it short.” Arc answered.
“Now here’s a another question, are you the ones who turned us into pokemon?” China asked.
“Technically yes.” Arc answered.
“Nope, you turned yourselves into pokemon by touching the tail of a ninetails in your human while you were human, but your partner pokemon then came and became cursed cause touching a ninetails tails is taboo and will curse you. So while they were cursed for a thousand years you were simply turned into pokemon to stop a huge meteor that’s on a collision course for earth. Which you’ll stop by telling rayquaza the stubborn to blow it up for you, but then you’ll be told that you can return home but that’s just a lie as you’ll be forced to stay here till the gods say otherwise and even then you’ll just be sent to another world. But in that time after the meteor is destroyed you’ll recruit a big amount of legendaries by beating the crap outta them or doing some side-missions involving a gay drunk and high panda bear and other pokemon that no one gives a damn about. The important one being that with Gengar where we find out that he was the one who originally got cursed and was one of the human turned pokemon even though he’s the one that made you go find ninetails and turned you into fugitives, fighting Zapdos, Articuno and Moltres on your way to find her. But in the end learning that you didn’t do jackshit and that the reason of why you became a pokemon is a bunch of bull, but whose fault is probably a god or a pokemon or something, I don’t know much else aside from that. It’s really all a bunch of bullshit.” Dewyx explained.
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“Well… that spoils everything… good job Dewyx on making a time paradox.” Arc replied.
“…Well… that’s a… elaborate answer. Thanks… I guess… well anyway…” China replied.
“One last thing I forgot to mention, okay big shocker, Marcus is a girl. Yes take a moment to take in and prepare to deal with Marcus.”
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“Marcus?”
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“Hello?”
“…DIE!!!”

In deep rage Marcus unleashed his anger and sadness in a psychic explosion that blew up the entire house and turned it into shrapnel and scrap parts. Thankfully no one got hurt thanks as the pros teleported everyone out of the house just in time, though they all showed a mix of emotions. Avon ran around like an idiot, Mike was shocked, Locke started collecting the shrapnel and putting it up into a stack while Zach helped while sighing, Snake was looking all around for someone, Nightwing was surprised and China simply glared at Dewyx who simply awesome faced and Arc was watching Locke’s speedy shrapnel collecting.

“Dewyx. Why… did you… say that?!” China yelled as she glared at Dewyx.
“To piss him and you off… …wait a minute, no! That‘s not what I mean! It‘s the gods I tell you…” Dewyx answered
“I don’t care, just as long as this god of yours can mend your wounds and pay for the house then no one will get hurt…” China said in a evil tone.
“I cannot heal nor can I offer cash, I can only offer you bastardism. Oh come on! Why do you keep getting me into trouble?”
“Cause he can,” Arc answered.
“Then welcome my little friend, welcome to hell!!!” China replied, unleashing her previous and newly found anger on Dewyx.
“Before I go, I’ll just remove all your moves and watch you suffer… Oh for the love of F-!”
“Heh? Someone say anything about hell?” Mike asked.
“Want to join Dewyx, or do you want to help?” China asked, in a devilish tone.
“Eh… Death to the Infidel! Let’s kill him!”

The following scenes are to violent for the audience, so we now go to where’s Zero at… No it’s not hell but its close; the maids club where we find Zero in a room similar to the one from before, the main difference being the lack of mirrors but four doors leading to dark rooms positioned on all four sides of the room. He also seems to be alone, as there isn’t a gardevoir in sight but rather the voice of the gardevoir from before, influencing Zero’s mind to her will as Zero futiley attempts to escape her clutches. His wounds from the four hours in his ‘training’ showing more than before. Even his lack of patience or desire to take of the maid outfit he is forced to wear, that none of his attacks can even scratch.

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“My, aren’t we quiet?”
“Why should I even bother? You’re just going to use my words against me and probably attack me.”
“To hold out a glimmer of hope maybe? Maybe I’ll let you into a different room if you entertain me.”
“Go get a clown or some other fool then, cause I won‘t entertain you”
“A clown you say? Well why should I do when I’m talking to the King of all clowns?”
“That’s King of all Bastards to you”
“Let me correct that statement, you’re the king of all weaklings.”
“Then what does that make magikarp? The queen of all weaklings”
“The one who kills you and takes the throne.”
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“But, there is salvation for the king.”
“But how can the king trust a witch?”
“He can’t, but he lacks a choice. Trust the witch or be killed by his enemies in his time of weakness and be revived the witched to do her bidding without she giving him anything in return”
“And what does the witch want?”
“Being a witch she has all that she wants, but she fears death. Like all magicians, her weakness is the blade.”
“And the king has the blade?”
“The king becomes her knight if he chooses not to trust, if he chooses to trust her then the witches appearance changes to that of a queen and they marry. The king getting his revenge and the witch getting control of the land.”
“…Is that all?”
“Yes, as a queen, the witch has everything she wants and can get anything she wants. It’s a situation where they both gain?”
“Then why bother reviving the king and using him as his knight instead of having him become king?”
“It’s all a lie to give the king the sense that he lacks a choice.”
“So, what are you offering and what do you demand?”
“I offer you power and I demand your obedience.”
“Can you specify with the power thing?”
“Yes, Lock-on and Zap Canon.”
“What are those?”
“Special moves that can’t be used by a shiny unless thought how to, lock-on makes your next attack hit no matter what and zap canon hits hard and paralyzes but its chance of hitting are low.”
“I can’t believe I’m doing this, but… fine… I give up… just don‘t forget about the deal, if I don‘t know these moves next time I wake up, I‘m going to get my vengeance”
“I hope you know what you got yourself into, cause I certainly am not going to help you out of it.”
“Yes, I become obedient and become your maid and you teach me Zap Canon and Lock-on, but don’t forget the other deal we made, this training thing only lasts a couple of hours per week.”
“Oh that deal? Sorry Zoey, but that deal is null. I already talked with your friends and we made a new one.”
“WHAT?! Who the hell was the one that had the balls to bribe you to the level where our deal got broken?”
“Dewyx, Locke and Zach were their names and since your so pitiful, I guess I’ll explain our terms; basically, we removed China and Nell from the normal maid program and added them to the fighting feminist maid program and upped their hours to as many as they want. As for Marcus and you, well, they sold your souls to us. Marcus is going to become my new student and so will you and Mike, you however he will become my successor, you will only be able to attain a high rank among this club and you will have a chance to escape. Defeat me three times in a row and you’ll gain freedom, till then, even if you escape and wander to where I can‘t reach, you’ll still be mine.”
“Wait one minute here, why do you want ME of all people as your student?”
“Cause you‘re a true shiny and I don‘t feel like fighting Team MOFOS or the Freedom Fighters, nor do I feel like looking around for a true shiny to talk into our ranks. So though you are weak, slow and dumb you still hold the potential to rival me if trained right and if manipulated”
“Potential eh? I‘m liking the sound of that, not so much the loss of my soul and being manipulate… I’m so going to killing the guys that brought me into this situation either way… well here’s a question, what‘s your deal with taking in male students anyway? What are you, a gender bender fan?”
“Actually I just do it to see you suffer, I wouldn’t get the same feeling from a female who endures this sort of stuff to be a housewife.”
“Again I ask, are you sure you are in no possible way related to a girl named Ciel whose title is the queen of bitches? Cause I’m finding it really hard to believe right now.

Back in the base we find Dewyx on the floor with a lot of big wounds and vines constricting him to the ground as well as several sharp sticks impaled in his body. As for everyone else, they are simply trying to pass the time as Locke attempts to work on the house while Zach , Arc, Mike, Marcus and Snake help him out. Though in fact those who were not busy with the house were waiting for the new arrivals to arrive so they could help out.

“ZACH! When are the new recruits arriving?!” Nell yelled s she sat besides China.
“Around dusk I believe” Zach answered.
“But it’s already dusk and we’ve been waiting for a while, how can they be so late?! You paid them to join!” Nell yelled back.
“How am I supposed to know? What am I, a fortune teller?”
“Yes!”
“………They’ll get here in a few more minutes”
“We are getting new recruits today?” Locke asked.
“Yes Locke, don’t you remember?” Zach answered.
“Eh… China, how many rooms should there be in the house?” Locke asked.
“Heh? You say something Locke?” China asked.
“YES, HOW MANY ROOMS SHOULD THERE BE IN THE HOUSE!” Locke replied.
“Ummm… well if we’re going to get attacked by the MOFOS again we should at least have enough rooms to sleep in so no one has to share rooms, so I guess… fifteen or twenty?” China answered.
“I’ll make it twenty-three, though it’s going to take some time and resources… Zach, can you take over while I go gather up some more wood and nails?” Locke asked.
“Off course, I already studied the house design you want so continuing your design should be rather easy.”
“Whatever”
“Hey! The new recruits are here!”

Finally the new recruits had arrived, walking to the guys house they waited to see their new homes. They consisted of a sumo like creature with huge hands consisting of three fingers who wore blue baggy pants and had big blue eyebrows; a pink cat with an odd looking tail; a brown bunny that walked on two long legs and had big ears that reached her waist; the butterfree that was met at the start of their journey; a pink creature with bunny-like ears that were yellow on their back and whose appearance seemed to be shy and finally, a living piece of metal whose body consisted of two magnets connected to a metal ball with an eye and screw attached to it. The bunny and kitty both seemingly carrying a backpack on their backs, they soon Team Gaia’s Base were they were greeted by China and Nell, since the others were busy working on the house.

“So these are the guys that Zero recruited?” Nell asked herself.
“We have names you know. I‘m April, gold rank member of the maids club” the brown bunny replied.
“ Layla, bronze rank member of the maids club. Glad to meet you” the pink cat said.
“I’m Mighty, Mighty the magnimite. I am an honored member of the technomite club” the living metal ball said.
“I know we already met but I didn’t give you my name, it’s Lea.” Butterfree said.
“Carla…” the shy pink creature said.
“Bob, vice-leaders assistant of the craftsmans guild.” the sumo creature said.
“I’m China, leader of Team Gaia Force and this is Nell, a member of the team.” China said, introducing herself.
“For any reason, is that your house being built?” April asked.
“Yes… a god got one of our members mad and caused him to blow up the house, so now we are trying to rebuild it.” China answered.
“Who’s in charge of the construction?” Bob asked.
“Locke” China answered.
“If this Locke is who I think he is, I’ll join you for free. Now mind me as I got this introduction short, I must go help the master” Bob said, leaving to help build the house.
“Right… well… any questions?”