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I Watch, I Rant, You Read - "Know Your Enemy - Green Day"
00.00 - Ohh, "Know Your Enemy"! I bet this is a really awesome cover of that Rage Against The Machine song and - Well, so far, I've heard that beginning about a million times before...
00.04 - Ooh, look! Landscape! At night! Unique!
00.08 - Look out Billy Joel... We're watching you through fire hydrants...
00.14 - Trainers! Unique!
00.16 - Gerard Way? What have they done to you?
00.22 - Do I know repetition?
Do I know repetition
God yes I know repetition, its this song.
00.30 - Tré Cool manages the fine art of looking like he's eating shit while being anally raped, while playing drums. Touché, Tré.
00.33 - Zombie Bassist... must... eat... bassssssss...
00.36 - Now the drummer looks like a gay clown, eating shit while being anally raped, while playing drums. Man of many talents.
00.37 - Night Vision! We're so fucking unique!
00.38 - Look out world! Billy Joel Armstrong is pointing his hand out ambiguously to the sky!
00.39 - Now he looks like Michael Jackson and Gerard Way gave birth to a vampire werewolf who somehow found time to front a shitty punk rock band... at night!
00.42 - Look out! The hand's in black and white now! Take that, cover of the self titled System of a Down album! We're after you!
00.46 - Now Billy Joel Armstrong has a gun to his head, perfectly reflecting the sentiments of everyone watching this video right now.
00.49 - Zombie Bassssssssssssssss.... Haha, All Your Bass belong to us! I'm so witty and relevant! Just Like Green Day!
00.54 - Thats right! Burn the effigies! Burn the effigies! Take that, religion! Who won't we take on?
00.59 - Now the drummer looks like a gay clown, eating shit while being anally raped, playing drums, and being told he just saved money on his car insurance.
01.05 - Look Ma! No hands! I'm playing Guitar with no hands to help exaggerate my actions and feelings! Those 20 minutes of acting school payed off, mum!
01.07 - Now the drummer looks like a gay clown, eating shit while being anally raped, playing drums, and being told he just saved money on his car insurance, while watching 2girls1cup.
01.10 - Generic Chorus! Generic Chorus! Why is this song so generic?
01.15 - Road Ends 300 Feet. Originality in Green Day Yet To Be Completed.
01.22 - Now the drummer looks like a gay clown, eating shit while being anally raped, playing drums, and being told he just saved money on his car insurance, while watching 2girls1cup, while having spiders dangled in front of his face.
01.23 - Baaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....
01.28 - Cameras filming cameras filming cameras filming Green Day... Okay, an empty skate rink. That's about as Punk Rock as Green Day now, so I'll let it slide.
01.32 - Okay Green Day, what can we rag on now? Gas! It's too expensive, again! We're cutting edge, dammit!
01.34 "We'll be blinded by the lies, in your eyes"? Seriously? Are you guys even fucking trying anymore?
01.35 - Now the drummer looks like a gay clown, eating shit while being anally raped, playing drums, and being told he just saved money on his car insurance, while watching 2girls1cup, while having spiders dangled in front of his face, and he's trying to kill the spiders by waving the drumsticks randomly.
01.36 - Look! He's jumping! No one has ever done that, ever before in the history of rock music, especially not Billy Joel! Do you think we can make it his thing?
01.38 - Billy Joel, your car is parked illegally in...
01.42 - Awwr, how cute, a little instrumental part...that sounds as generic and shitty as the rest of the song. Well done, guys!
01.46 - Thanks for putting your band name on the drums, because I thought I was listening to any one of the millions of other generic, shitty bands out there, but now I know I'm listening to the most generic and shitty one around! Thanks, guys!
01.57 - I'm Billy Joel, and these, are my dance moves...
02.04 - Look out World! Billy Joel has his angry face on, and he's looking at you!
02.08 - Now the drummer looks like a gay clown, eating shit while being anally raped, playing drums, and being told he just saved money on his car insurance, while watching 2girls1cup, while having spiders dangled in front of his face, and he's trying to kill the spiders by waving the drumsticks randomly while summoning Satan...
02.11 - Look Ma! No Hands! Again! Ooohway ooohway!
02.16 - Zombie Bassist do most movement he do whole video.... basssssssssssssssssssssss....
02.19 - See World? I, Billy Joel Armstrong am pointing to my arse, informing you where this song came out of!
02.25 - Awwwr! He tried to do a little scream! How cute of him! Awwwwwrrrrrr!
02.34 - Seriously, he looks like Gerard Way, but slightly thinner, and drunker.
02.36 - Do you know you are shitty? Do you know you are shitty? Yes, we all know, Billy Joel, you're shit.
02.40 - Fire! Fire! We're Unique and original because we use FIRE! I really hope I'm the only one wishing they'd die in it...
02.44 - Now the drummer looks like a gay clown, eating shit while being anally raped, playing drums, and being told he just saved money on his car insurance, while watching 2girls1cup, while having spiders dangled in front of his face, and he's trying to kill the spiders by waving the drumsticks randomly while summoning Satan, except Satan has turned his body into a vessel for a retarded devil monkey who can play drums as if he's a puppet being controlled by a overactive child...
02.46 - Fire! In Night Vision! We're really pushing the boundaries now!
02.55 - Now you can assume I'm pointing towards the fire, or something!
02.58 - And for my next trick, I will attempt to eat this microphone!
03.00 - OM NOM NOM NOM
03.03 - Now the drummer is... too easy.
03.07 - I claim this fire in the name of... Green Day! Mwahahaa!
03.10 - That's right! There was a camera there all along! I can see youuuuuu....
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