Chapter 7

Chapter 7

Chapter 7

Everything was dark, and then there was a flash of genius that lit things up again, the boy could see again and it seemed for a split second as if time had stopped.

The boy could see what looked like an over sized toddler throwing a tempertantrum heading towards him, and the corpse of a fat pig smoking a cigar lying on the stage.

The audience of people wearing bows on their heads looked shocked and hundreds of mice holding video cameras and microphones trying to get the best angle, and directly in front of the

boy was an Idea, a very good Idea, that idea was to run.

And then time resumed. The boy immediately leaped off the stage and began chasing the Idea, Jill O'really ran after him screaming and swearing, And behind her were thousands of

Holidologists holding their gospels and preaching about how The Gospel of Thanksgiving says same color relationships are wrong, and behind the Holidologists were all the Pro-Same color

rights folk holding picket signs and chanting at the Holidologists, and behind the Pro-Same color rights people was the Media and the press dashing after them trying to cover what was

going on.
This long line of people running caught the attention of random people in the area who began to run after the press to find out what was going on, only causing more confusion and

making a bigger crowd. The boy kept chasing the Idea and was now outside the city although the crowd was still behind him, he chased the Idea and he chased it into the forest and the

crowd went through the "viledge" in the middle of a battle between the "Grammar Nazis" and those people that can't spell, The historians in the battle wanted to record this huge chase so

they chased after it to find out what was going on, the Librarians and scholars and overall people that could spell chased after the Historians to get them to help them with the battle,

and the people that couldn't spell chased after the Librarians and the Scholars in an attempt to continue the battle. The Boy ran past Nobody who recognized him as the boy that stole

his raft and he began to chase after the Boy as well, The boy ran past the Church of Holidology and all the number of Holidologists in the crowd doubled! The boy dodged the Rolling

happy face and kept chasing after the Idea and didn't care that the horizontal line was trying to eat him again, the boy chased the Idea past the fork in the paths and the crows started

to peck at him, but the Boy kept chasing after the Idea, it was only just then in this commotion that he realized he had lost his map some time ago but since he was chasing his Idea

again he didn't really need it, And this time he wouldn't loose track of the Idea. The boy could see a sign that said "Now Entering Your Imagination" in front of a cave, and because he looked at the sign to read it something happened, Something terrible happened, at least it seemed like it was terrible at first, The boy tripped.

He tripped and he rolled past the "Now Entering Your Imagination" Sign into the cave and he feared that Nobody and Jill O'Really and the Holidologists and the crows would leap at him and-

And then Jill O'Really leaped at the boy but seemed to have hit an invisible wall, and Nobody tripped on Jill O'really and the crows seemed to hit a window and slid down onto Jill O'Really

and the Holidologists stopped in their tracks to make sure Jill was okay and the Pro-Same Color rights activists stopped to debate with the Holidologists and the Media stopped to cover

the Debates and everybody else just crowded around to see what would happen. The boy was safe, but the Idea was gone, but he knew that it was in this cave.

So The Boy continued into the cave, and the cave was very very dark. The boy could only imagine what was inside.

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