Give Trolls Moar Luff Plz (Cover)

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On a side note: Damn you, radicalgoodspeed and that bit about the grammar! That was torture to read!

"Tips on defeating a Whiny Sheezian.

You know they're out there! And the solution is simple!!
Become a troll.

What is a troll?

A troll is a person who makes the Internet all that more of an exciting place to visit. Embrace them, give them chocolate-chip cookies and let them know how special they are to you! Without trolls, websites become dry and humourless, and that is no fun, no sir.

Are trolls artists?

Are apples delicious? Yes!

How can being a troll help me to defeat a Whiny Sheezian?

Simple!
Once you've achieved troll-hood, you may say what you please, whenever you want and to whomever you so desire! Tell these butthurt kids how it is!

Does their crappy Sonic recolours offend you? Does their art suck in general? Too much furries? Or - lord forbid - are they art thieves?! Make it known! Strike!
Did their country of origin conquer your own place of living? Go on and vent! China and Communism are the devil, after all!!
Doss ther gramer ish teh oooober pH41l lyk dat uv wich yuve nev4R ceen?/??? Honestly now, correct those scoundrels!
Do they whine day and night about petty things like laz-- I mean, hardworking staff, the awful grades they get in school, or about how they're going to leave only they just leave for a day and then come back and then tell everyone just kidding haha I bet I scared you but really I can't leave because then I'd have nowhere to whine about my emo life? Give. It. To. Them. Straight. If you don't point out how stupid these kids are, who will?

And if they have the audacity to try to ignore you - you, the one who worked so hard to become the troll you are today; you, the one who wants to help these people cast away their stupidity - goddammit (pardoning my francais), hassle them more!! When they respond, "Ok, that's nice," that should shoot up a little red flag in your mind that they are crying out for more attention! THEY NEED YOUR GUIDANCE.

Go, my trolls! Help these fools! Stop the whiny madness - do your part for the community! Guidance! Humour! Mudkips! Needs moar, nao!!
And if you can get them to leave forever - it's probably for the better. Five extra gummy snacks to you."